Yippee! Thx SM For The Invite Kid! @cupcakemikstermayhem@leontheluxuriousone

Look at how pretty the light is falling on my wall 🌟

WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT IS HAPPENING IN THIS FAMILY-

HUSBAND👹

WIFE 😧

Cult of the lamb and Rottmnt- kinda weird but alright!

Friday, November 3.

National Sandwich Day.

In the 18th Century, a British earl named John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, visited the Eastern Mediterranean. Here, he was captivated by the sight of Greeks and Turks assembling, and then eating, sliced meats within two slices of bread. Montagu would replicate this marvel on his return to the United Kingdom, in need of a meal he could enjoy with one hand and leave the other free for 24-hour gambling streaks. Years later, the #sandwich became a gastronomic staple. And the rest, as they say, is history.

It is the TARDIS of food. Meats, cheeses, salads, vegetables, sauces, spreads, herbs, and spices all arranged with deceptive simplicity between two slices of bread. Join us this Friday, November 3, as we celebrate US National Sandwich Day—and doth our collective caps to the Greeks and Turks to whom the world owes so much.

Is a hot dog a sandwich? You decide x

@0rangeangelo Alright bet

“A star? For me?”

“How kind…”

did u take my cat?

Mmmmmmm macaromi and chees

How many hawks would it take to change a lightbulb?

Sigh, how many?

exactly me

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

Ahhh! They got it exactly right! This was so cool bc on the fifth palette they got my hair skin and eyes exactly right! Thanks @fivepointpalettes

Howdy! Could you please do a color palette for the name Tula? It would really make my day!

Hello! I hope these work for you, but do let me know if you'd like something else! :)

#87c8b7 | #ffcab2 | #033a68 | #0d4657 | #fa5c3b

#fb6a4d | #325c68 | #ffddd9 | #a2dcc5 | #0c3c45

#394a73 | #e83f23 | #ee572a | #ebe2da | #89c0af

#fed1c4 | #105a77 | #002b3e | #eda88f | #f9e5c6

#fa4a26 | #125766 | #ee7453 | #fbcdb6 | #fdbcb4

#82a78b | #f5cbbd | #ff6f3d | #156e70 | #ffbfba