❝random Osamu D. Headcanons! ❞

❝random Osamu D. headcanons! ❞

Summary: Silly little headcanons with Dazai :3

Pairings: Dazai x gn reader

a/n: I don't really know how to write Dazai correctly so apologies if he's mischaracterized 😔

• Before you started dating he most definitely tried to act mysterious to try and attract you.

• It was the trope of he fell first and he fell harder.

• If you don't respond in less than 10 seconds he'll spam you.

D: 'heyy prettyy'

D: 'why aren't you responding.'

D: 'HEY'

D: 'fly low pretty 🦍(I couldn't find the dove)'

Your Initial: 'I WAS SLEEPING'

• He would spam you with random videos. Mostly ones he would find funny but it's depressing.

• If you were shorter than him he would constantly make jokes about it. If you're taller he still makes jokes about it.

• Teases you constantly.

• He annoys you whenever you don't give him enough attention. You could be doing important work and he'll be at your side.

Dazai: "Are you done yet? This is so boring!"

Y/n: "I just started. Wait like 30 minutes."

• He would kind of stop his suicide attempts. He'd still attempt but keep it to a minimum to not worry you as much.

• Would ask you to do a double suicide and you change your answer every time just to tease him.

• In a modern au he would put in his bio 'captured by this creature' with your @.

• Whenever you both go on walks and encounter a dog he will stare down the dog before pulling you to continue walking.

• He loves you but if you want a dog he would convince you not to get one since he dislikes them.

• You would have to drive everywhere since he's a reckless driver. Do not trust him behind the wheel.

• You keep him in line. Kunikida has your number on speed dial just in case Dazai slacks off.

• You are Kunikida's favorite person because you keep Dazai in check.

• Because of how people think of Dazai, they would expect him to be overprotective and possessive. But he's COMPLETELY THE OPPOSITE. He doesn't care if you stay out at night or who you're around, because he knows you're loyal . But if shit goes down expect him to be there in a second.

• Dazai is one sarcastic man. Like if you see him going to the bathroom and you ask "are you going to the bathroom?" he'll say "no, I'm going to the shed to bury Chuuya. YES IM GOING TO THE BATHROOM."

• If you were sad he'd probably say something stupid like "turn that frown upside down bbg"

• Dazai sings and hums when he's not paying attention , and you've definitely seen it a couple of times.

• At first you two were no labels but now he's super proud to be with you.

• If you had any insecurities he would always say he found you to be breathtaking no matter what.

• To be fair, he probably doesn't find PDA as an issue. If you intertwined your hand with his, he wouldn't find it as a big deal. He doesn't mind kisses in public either. (RAHHHHJHH)

• His favorite spots to kiss you would be the forehead, lips and your hands.

• If he were to take you on a date it would either be a restaurant or a at home movie night.

• He gossips with you. You have any sort of drama from work or friends? He's sitting with you listening to everything. Especially on spa days you insist you both have.

Y/n: "Then she found out her husband was sleeping with her co worker."

Dazai: "I knew something was up."

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headcanon bungou stray dogs bsd dazai bungo stray dogs dazai osamu dazai x reader dazai x y/n dazai x you silly :3 akira's headcanons dazai x gn reader

Chapter 4: Bro.

i'm gonna die. i have a lisp bc im getting braces.

I KEEP GETTING MADE FUN OF MY FAMILY AND SOME RANDOM GUY IN MY CLASS KMS

anyway.

Pairing: Kusuo Saiki x GN Reader!

'Gyatt!' ← Thoughts!

"Gyatt" ← Speaking!

'Gyatt!' ← Saiki's thoughts!

"Gyatt!" ← Saiki speaking!

'Gyatt!' ← Saiki speaking to one person via mind

masterlist | next chapter!

"Why do I have to answer it?!"

You whispered to Kusuo who was currently being tugged on by Yuuta. You were over at his house because you needed homework answers. He had to babysit Yuuta since his mom was out and he dragged you with him when he felt Teruhashi's presence. The doorbell rang and he was making you answer it. "Because you owe me for giving you homework answers." He said to you as you groan.

Before you both could do anything, Yuuta opened the door. "Um. Cybor Cider Man Number Two! Come quick! You too, Cyborg Cider Man Number Two's partner!" Yuuta said dragging you and Saiki to the door. It was Teruhashi. "Oh! L/n? Saiki? What are you both doing?" Teruhashi asked with a small smile. 'What?! Why is L/n with Saiki?! And why is this little brat calling them Saiki's partner?! Okay, calm down Kokomi. You're perfect. Saiki will fall for you!' Teruhashi thought as Saiki internally groaned.

"Oh, me and Ku- Saiki, were babysitting Yuuta. I live around the corner." You said to stop yourself from using Kusuo's first name. He told you not to since it would draw suspicion. "Oh, how nice! I was invited by Mrs. Saiki so she could teach me how to cook!" Teruhashi said with a smile. 'Beat that L/n! Not only was a perfect pretty girl invited to his house, but his mom likes me!' Teruhashi thought.

"Oh, I love Ku- Mrs. Saiki's cooking! I haven't had it in so long!" You say with a smile. "Oh, you've met her?" Teruhashi asked with a tight smile. "Yeah? We're childhood friends and neighbors." You say with a nod. Kusuo tried to leave but Yuuta kept a firm grip on him. You, Kusuo, Yuuta, and Teruhashi went to Kusuo's house. He was carrying Yuuta, you were right beside him, and Teruhashi was beside you.

"Oh my! Ku, you look like a married couple with Y/n!" Kurumi said to her son looking at you, Kusuo, and Yuuta. Teruhashi awkwardly shifted on her feet. "Oh, Teruhashi, I forgot to buy ingredients and I have a meeting! Could you wait a little while while I attend it and buy the ingredients?" Kurumi said to Teruhashi, looking apologetic. Teruhashi nodded with a polite smile. "It's no worry, Mrs. Saiki! I can wait." She said with a smile.

To be fair, you weren't paying attention. Yuuta and you were having a staring contest. When he blinked, you snickered and he pouted at you. He tugged on Kusuo to tattle on you. "Cyborg Cider Man number two! They cheated!" Yuuta tattled on you. You gasp dramatically. "He's lying. You can't cheat in a staring contest." You say poking his side as he laughed. "You did cheat!" Yuuta said with a giggle.

Teruhashi could only look at the three of you. Kurumi's sentence from before ran through her head. 'Why is L/n so buddy-buddy with Saiki of all people? Saiki's hard to get close to... and L/n isn't the type he would hang out with. So what gives?' She thought looking at you and Yuuta bickering playfully. "Oh um, I actually think I forgot! My parents need me today, it escaped my mind, how about another day Mrs. Saiki?" Teruhashi said bowing to Kurumi as she smiled. "Oh, it's not a problem! I'd love to have you over another day!" Kurumi beamed with a wave of her hand.

Teruhashi nodded politely before leaving the house, and Kurumi soon followed after to head to her meeting. Kusuo sighed before turning his attention back to you and Yuuta who was pulling on your hair as you fought. Five minutes. That's all he asks for. He's never getting peace. Especially not at school, not with what Teruhashi witnessed.

taglist!: @sugurumybeloved, @freakywhenshefaded, @11sophiq, @peskybirdysya, @august-screams-intothevoid, @lovingyeet, @greeningout

SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG :((

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<3 gn! reader saiki k the disastrous life of saiki k. saiki no psi nan saiki kusou no psi nan Kusuo saiki saiki kusuo no psi nan saiki kusuo no ψ nan saiki x reader saiki kusuo x reader silly :3 akira's smaus akira's series saiki smau saiki series

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1-800reki

6 months ago

wowie im tagged again yippee >0<

last song: apt by rose and bruno mars :3

fav color: sage green >0<

last book: um um... glass heart by zoey dean (a list series)

last tv show: B99 :p

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet :3

relationship status: single (>'-'<)

last thing I googled: haikyuu characters >_< (i was looking to find anybody to write about :p)

current obsession: getting nahida or xingqiu in genshin >0<

looking forward to: U-20 match animated (bllk) (I SAW THE TRAILER AND I CANT WAIT)

tags: @silly-suicidal-idiot @mydark-impulse + anyone else who wants to join >0<

10 people i’d like to get to know better

tagged by @bubonicbabybell <3

Last song: meat is murder by the smiths

favorite color: orange 🍊

last book i finished: bliss montage

last tv show i watched: supernatural (s12)

sweet/spicy/savory: savory? i honestly dont have a preference

relationship status: single

last thing i googled: stardew valley wiki 💀

current obsession: dead poets society + the sims 4

looking forward to: halloween! and nanowrimo

tagging > @laceyc0bwebs @thelifeofagirl @chiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (i have no other mutuals and am lowkey scared to tag people i follow so sorry this is supposed to be 10)

Tags

<3 reblog tagging game

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1-800reki

3 months ago

TYY FOR THE TAG :3

is my type a reference to kuroko's no basket because kuroko is kagami's shadow and kagami is the light so I'm basically kagami

ANYWAY

tagging: @niko-the-clown and @jeffbuckleymylove

Discover your innate traits.

Take this test and reblog with your results, then tag 5 people.

Tags: @anglefish3008 @baldgirl212 @beast-s-lost-rose @fierceastheocean @i-am-so-strange @kebarney @soleilonthesun + anyone who wants to join.

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<3 reblog silly :3

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1-800reki

9 months ago

heh.. hey Aki (it's Lia 😼)

heh.. hey.. IT'S FRIDAY WHERE IS YOUR POST

Tags

bungo stray dogs ibfs

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1-800reki

3 months ago

Sighh i miss them

Come baxk i miss you

i was rereading and giggkong

WAIT I FOEGOR WHAY CHAPYER BUT IT WAS THE ONE CHERIE WAS WITH CRUSH IN THE VAN ADN HE FELL ASLEEP AND THE TEAM TOOK A PICYURE OR SOMETHING

THEY'RE SO CUTIE BOR 💔

My hinest reaction fr 💔

OUT THOS GRIPPERS AWAY BRO

guys... Any cherry crush fans 💔

I just started it like... A few weeks ago and im on season three episode 79 now

My sillies 💔

Guys... Hear me out on mashiro ‼️

I love cherry crush guys its so silly

IM GONNA CRASH IF CRUSH HAS TO LEAVE AGAIN 😠😠😠

💔💔

MY SHAYLA 💔💔

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hear me out cherry crush mashiro i love this webtoon!!! cherry crush webtoon akira's yaps i love cherry crush if you fw cherry crush hmu NOT THE NAKED GIRLS PLS

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1-800reki

3 months ago

THIA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE THING BUT XIAO CAMW HOME IM SO HAOOT OMG

how are you so sigma. what's the opposite of pmo

to be sigma like me... you gotta say ':3 :3 :3 :3' four times to summon the ':3' monster and it gives you sigma aura

what the freak is the opposite of pmo. is it... omp. PUMP IT UP

How Are You So Sigma. What's The Opposite Of Pmo

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<3 xiao genshin impact silly :3 akira's yaps akira's answers Xiao came home it only took me 50 wishes

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1-800reki

4 months ago

Chapter 5: ❝Shut up Kuroo!❞

Um. Im a liar. Interactive is hard af. So. 😜 call me kokichi ouma from how much i lie [proud]

pairings: kenma x gn reader!!

slight filler ig

kuroo being freaky ig

masterlist | next chapter !!

Kenma sighed and put his phone down. Every time either Fukunaga or Inuoka start to say that he and Y/n are dating it makes him annoyed whenever you said you weren't. He knows you aren't dating but still. It hurts when it sounds like your crush doesn't like the idea of being with you. Kuroo's annoying ass wasn't helping by knocking on his window. "Baby it's cold outsideeeee... let me in please Kenma... I was just playing... only Lia was gonna be oiled up... not you baby girl." Kuroo whined from the outside of Kenma's window.

Kenma groaned closed his curtains and hid under his covers. "Kenma!! Stop ignoring me! Please!" Kuroo whined louder. Kenma sighed and covered his ears with his pillow. He wishes you were here since you always knew how to get Kuroo to stop whenever he was being annoying. Thankfully, you were able to call so he called you and the first thing you said was "Kacchan! You can't be calling me so... randomly!" in a really good Izuku Midorya impression.

"Shut up..." Kenma said with an annoyed tone of voice but you knew he was just playing. "My bad gang. So what's up?" You asked with a chuckle. "Kuroo's being annoying... make him go away," Kenma mumbled before putting you on speaker and putting you next to the window. You cleared your voice before speaking. "Hey... you better leave my kitten alone you omega."

"Sorry alpha!" Kuroo said before leaving as he thought he bothered Kenma enough for one day. "Yeah... anyway! What else is going on Kenken?" You ask him fixing your position on your bed keeping the phone to your ear. "Nothing. I was going to play Animal Crossing later. You wanna join me?" He said grabbing his Nintendo to start up Animal Crossing. "Oooh. Count me in!" You said happily grabbing your Nintendo and starting animal crossing. You both ended up playing for around 3 hours.

taglist!: @sugurumybeloved , @frootloopscos @walllflowerrrsss , @thatgirlsstar, @abzyissupersleepy, @kodzubaby

This is lowkey filer bit i promise chat the next xhapter will be moving forward 😝

Tags

<3 haikyuu haikyuu kenma kenma kozume kenma haiykuu hq kenma kenma x reader silly :3 kenma kozume x reader kenma smau kenma fluff akira's smaus akira's series

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1-800reki

6 months ago

im gonna crash. wdym TRUMP won. holy fart. im so cooked i'm a bisexual, a girl, AND hispanic. three strikes. im out! ahahaha.... kill me :/// um... so guys... how ya'll feel about the us election :p I'm feeling not sigma um... I'm not that into politics but @sugurumybeloved told me all the bad things trump is gonna do so um. we were cooked either way but I rather harris than trump. if you support trump DNI

my honest reaction to the election

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my tummy hurts fuck donald trump kamala 2024 what the fart im rambling im so cooked not silly i hate trump akira's yaps save me kokichi SORRY I KEEP RANTING i have dance in a few hours :p

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