Listen, I'm Having Fun Playing With The Ultra Patriotic Voice, But After A Couple Years In Blue-collar

Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

More Posts from 112emptycoffeecups and Others

3 months ago
FINAL UPDATE FOR THE SPIDER WEB SWEATER:
FINAL UPDATE FOR THE SPIDER WEB SWEATER:
FINAL UPDATE FOR THE SPIDER WEB SWEATER:

FINAL UPDATE FOR THE SPIDER WEB SWEATER:

I FINISHED IT YALL!! wore it for the first time ever and it felt absolutely amazing. I didn't think I would love it that much but it is now my child. Thank you for coming along on this mini journey, I want to start a new top soon so stay tuned for that <3

pattern is made by @/aperpetualmess on youtube!!

1 month ago
 i Tried To Be Funny And It Backfired Miserably
 i Tried To Be Funny And It Backfired Miserably

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

4 months ago
a tweet from Spencer that says what are your pronouns? I'm partial to big dawg
a conversation on a chat system:
"what are your adjectives"
"u mean my pronouns?? "
" no I already know your pronouns, what are your adjectives?"
"uh idk, what are yours?"
"noisy and chaotic"
" I have never had something go for making no sense to making complete sense so fast"
a tumblr post from homunculus-argument:
don't you worry about my pronouns. my pronouns are pretty standard. worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are ominously, haphazardly, and obliviously.

These posts are cousins to me.

6 months ago

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

3 months ago
112emptycoffeecups - Not for anyone but me but it's too hard to figure out Tumblr set
4 months ago

It's so weird talking to people who's view of "here's the way life is for everyone" is shattered as soon as they talk to someone with disabilities (physical, mental illness, any). Like you'll say you'll have a problem and instead of helping you they'll argue with you about how you're not actually facing that problem. Like,

Me: Hey, I'm really struggling to find a job and a part of it is my resume. I was depressed & psychotic during highschool so I didn't do anything to gain skills or achievements to put on my resume. I also don't have anyone to put as a reference. What can I do?

Them: You can add your skills, hobbies, clubs you're in, and different volunteer work you've done! You can also get your teacher as a reference.

Me: I already know what to put on a resume, my issue is that I don't have things that I can use. Also, I'm in my mid 20s so I don't know if I can put my highschool teacher as a reference.

Them: Well if you're a part of a church or an activity group, you could add that. Also, think of any projects you've worked on in the past.

Me: I already know you can put these things on a resume. I'm not looking for suggests of things I've already done, I'm looking for what I can do now if I haven't done anything.

Them: There's no way you didn't do anything during highschool?? What about some odd jobs you definitely did for extra money, like babysitting or mowing the lawn?

Me: I spent all of highschool either in modified classes or in bed doing nothing - not even hobbies, what about that do you not understand?

And then you talk to someone who's also disabled and they're like "Here's a bunch of jobs you can do from home that don't pay much but look good on a resume, here's some free online courses that also look good on a resume, here's how you can be making small amounts of money in the meantime, here's some things you can put besides a professional reference, and here are your rights if your future employer tries to take advantage of your disability - which you probably shouldn't tell them about unless you need accommodations."

And suddenly my will to continue trying returns!

1 month ago
SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL

SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL

4 months ago

Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...

1 month ago

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

6 months ago

Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">

Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">

nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">

yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">

Are You Frustrated You Can't Leave Second Kudos On AO3? Or Third Kudos? Or Whatever-who's-counting Kudos?
Are You Frustrated You Can't Leave Second Kudos On AO3? Or Third Kudos? Or Whatever-who's-counting Kudos?
Are You Frustrated You Can't Leave Second Kudos On AO3? Or Third Kudos? Or Whatever-who's-counting Kudos?
Are You Frustrated You Can't Leave Second Kudos On AO3? Or Third Kudos? Or Whatever-who's-counting Kudos?

It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

Are You Frustrated You Can't Leave Second Kudos On AO3? Or Third Kudos? Or Whatever-who's-counting Kudos?

Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

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