Yea, Bill Would Have Scary Dog Privileges. As A Triangle. As A Human? Wet Cat. Sopping Mop. Ford Is HIS

"I keep trying to find things to worry about just so I can feel normal again, but I can't think of anything. Am I just supposed to feel... happy now? Is there something wrong with me because I don't?"

Domesticated Ford is now on Ao3! For those of you who want to see more whump-y content, that’s what it’s gonna be! Here’s chapter one!

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63778525

new fic!!! this is one for @jellyskink's domesticated ford au, since i couldn't resist the possibilities that came with it :3

Drowning Once More - deals with Ford's first death, and the fears that follow after it

hello fiddauthor fans i come bearing fruits if u so dare to accept

I've read the Riptide

Obsessed now

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

Never listen to your pussy you will end up in some kind of troublesome situation

It's been one million years. Have a poem about rabies :D

Infection

Red fox, more blood than fur.

Furious, foaming.

Sinks teeth into any breathing

animal it sees

so more flowers of

rot may blossom,

unfurl, and

spread their spores.

Bit, then biting.

Corpses walk the earth,

not in the way

we think.

Incubation Period

Bite site is not infected,

healing well.

Prodrome

Loss of coordination in

front legs.

Walking starts to become

Limping.

Soon after that,

Limping

Becomes stumbling

forward.

Searching for something?

An urge to run

Blossoms like a

death cap mushroom

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