I’m reposting this so I can find it again
Bartender: What would you like?
Sirius: *stares at the bartender* sex.
James: *sighs* on the beach... ummm.... Remus. He wants cocktail sex on the beach.
Sirius: yes, a cocktail, of course
Remus: *tries to hold back a smile* of course. And you?
James: cosmopolitan, please
Remus: *goes to make cocktails*.
Sirius: *whispers* but I didn't want a cocktail. Did you even see him?!!!
James: *laughs* yeah.
Remus: *serves cocktails* your cosmopolitan and your sex *stares at Sirius* on the beach.
James: *whispers* ask him for his phone number
Remus: *nods at the glass with a piece of paper with neat numbers on it*
Some Eddie fanart I made a few months ago (I know it’s bad but it’s one of the best drawings I’ve made)
How did you spend the ao3 shutdown?
I was busy turning my bathroom into a biohazard comparable to nuclear fallout because I’m stupid and ate an entire jar of roasted onions yesterday. And re-reading wfa.
^This. This is definitely it.
“Where’s Kate?” Well there’s a roughly 83% chance that she’s in a bed somewhere, asleep.
I understand that no one will stop talking about this just because I say so but to ME it makes perfect sense that Kate Middleton is recovering from abdominal surgery due to a condition that came upon her suddenly and is also miserable and recovering and doesn’t want pictures taken of her.
If I was famous and recovering from a hernia surgery, for example, where they bisect your intestines and sew them back together then pump you full of pain meds that make you sleep 20 hours a day, I would ALSO respond to the question “people want a picture of you to know you’re not dead” with “huh? photoshop something. I don’t care.”
Regulus’ is so damn funny
Marauders fake tweets, priv accounts
(Minus Evan and Bartys cause theres a limit)
They would totally do the get help thing
Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*
Meanwhile
Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*
It’s Halloween and my dad just handed me a 2x mars bar.
I’m also wearing a sweater.
T^T
*adds autopsy scars to your Jason Todd* : )
I was looking through my hoard of pics of various arts saved years ago then I saw this gem:
i chuckled but then thought of Jason so I made this. Also I keep seeing Valentine's dresses, so late but here's Jason, ready to beat up psychopaths or take you on a date
Forgot to draw the version of him wearing his mask but oh well
I’ve been waiting a year to post this
@prokopetz Someone reposted this on one of those tik toks with the fake usernames.
Concept: a superhero whose civilian identity is five different people. Not like they’re a hive mind or they can duplicate themselves or anything – they’re just a group of five people who all have different powers but coincidentally wear roughly the same size costume, who’ve decided to team up and share the same heroic persona. As far as both the general public and the broader super-powered community know, they’re a single incredibly hard-working super with a bewildering variety of seemingly unrelated powers, except they only have access to any given power some of the time owing to complex criteria they refuse to adequately explain.
(Thus far they’ve been very careful to ensure that their heroic persona is never provably in two places at once, though honestly it’s only a matter of time; there’s some argument among the group whether to deal with that eventuality by coming clean, or by claiming that bilocation is also one of their powers.)
meeting regulus for the first time