I just made a sound like a choked pig because it’s the middle of the night and I’m the only one awake
canonically the way athena’s kids are born in PJO is literally insane what do you mean athena takes an interest in a smart human and then a child just shows up on their doorstep like annabeth is literally the immaculate conception SHE’S JESUS?! imagine you charm a woman with your insane autistic rizz about a topic bc you’re an Intellectual and the next day you HAVE A CHILD IN A BASKET ON YOUR DOORSTEP?! also that means PJO-verse Athena DECIDES to CREATE A CHILD FROM HER THOUGHTS whose whole life is about to be suffering and may not survive. like she may be the most darksided olympian
Obsessed with Bubbles (Argentina)
Me when my dad criticizes my stim/grounding technique (lightly nomming on my fingers/hands/arms) when I know for a fact that he used to eat his shirts and that I probably got it from him: ??????
Don’t forget Mary! She sent some too! (I am in denial about her obliviating herself)
you mean literally just remus
Can we have a Harry Potter AU where Regulus Black is the Death Eater spy turned potions master instead of Snape?
My personal opinion of Remus’ parents:
Lyall: a werewolf hating bigot that “left to buy milk and never came back” one day like a year after Remus was bitten.
Hope: loml, did her absolute best to help Remus and is The Best
Enter Sandman and Dyer’s Eve are both so Regulus Black it’s insane
How did you spend the ao3 shutdown?
I was busy turning my bathroom into a biohazard comparable to nuclear fallout because I’m stupid and ate an entire jar of roasted onions yesterday. And re-reading wfa.
Reverse Robin au but the ages aren't changed. Just adoption order.
I’m reposting this so I can find it later and figure out what the titles should be.
i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that