The Boys From My Class Have A Competition Called "How Long Can I Persuade The Teacher Till The Others

One of the best stories I've ever heard

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

literally my first thought, when I read the post

Bonus:

I can officially get my name change to be what everyone calls me OR I can legally change it to anything my heart desires, I could be Brick House. I could be Green Bean. I’ve come this far. the options are endless

*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

having a flesh vessel is so annoying?????? like they have to be constantly watered, they have to be in specific temperature range to be comfortable, i’ve had a headache for like seven hours and nothing i do will get rid of it,

physical forms are so inconvenient??????????????

why is everyone dying to go to the cemetery????

i feel like everyone has at least one of these so: in the tags tell me what media someone else needs to experience to truly understand the person you are today. mine is undertale and the owl house

James Sirius Potter has made it to Hogwarts, and been sorted into Gryffindor.

The real question is, has he landed himself in detention yet?

Stiles: Look, I know technically I’m not supposed to help out, but rules are made to be broken.

Sheriff Stilinski: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Stiles: Uh, piñatas.

Scott: Glow sticks.

Stiles: Karate boards.

Scott: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Stiles: Rules.