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I'm sorry but I could never take this bitch seriously, she looks like an onion, perhaps even a turnip
remember kids
Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs
*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...
enough paintings of saints where they're looking heavenward in ecstatic agony or down with love and mercy on their onlookers as they ascend. we need more paintings where the martyr is looking accusatorily directly at the viewer.
i need to read more academic articles to make my yaoi more insane
We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
this gif is fucking frying me
Finally watched Castlevania nocturne season 1, GREAT season. I only watched a bit of it and fell into the hate train because I despise a couple of the voice actors. And I still do! But it def doesn't deserve the Hatorade being served all over it. Can't wait to watch season 2
am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.
Do you accept
I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic
as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.
let's say hypothetically your loved one developed a serious illness and you lived in absolute poverty, there are no jobs around that could feasibly pay for their treatments, then somebody rolls into town and offered you a single payment of all the money you'd need to save their life in exchange for supplying a tiger to them. Would you do it?
or perhaps all of this is happening to your friend or relative while you're out patrolling the forest armed, knowing all of this beforehand would you shoot them dead to save a tiger, leaving their family even more destitute?
what if all this were happening to you but instead, some people roll into to town offering a steady paycheck that could treat your loved one and the job is to find and remove traps, help organize community education seminars, or set you up with the trade you've always been eyeing and covering startup costs for the business you and your friends constantly fantasize about running, leaving all of you sustainably self employed. Which offer would you rather take if both were equally available to you?
What tarot card would you say has their shit the most together?
Fuck with me you wish you had my cups
you guys Need to start seeing bugs as animals im not even joking anymore. the second u start seeing them as tiny animals the more your world opens up and the more you accept different types of life Into that world. youll begin accepting that even life you cant understand is still worth living. and itll legitimately make you a better person. fuck
So are we ready to admit the world is doomed yet <3
No cuz I'm not a little bitch
It’s gotten so fashionable on tumblr to hate on The Beatles but who else is going to eat rotten wood and contribute to soil fertility in complex forest ecosystems?
you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act
i want to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] be in the middle of a gunfight, in the center of a restaurant
ppl who don’t notice the moon bother me
i can be so normal about knights. come closer
i found the perfect display for my 100,000+ year old shrimp fossil
its a shame ditherpunk never took off