Craisins are fantastic, why eat a raisin when you have a craisin.
-Dogs can eat them and not die
- When you see a craisin cookie you won’t be tricked, the garnet color is a lovely indicator saying, “Hey, I’m not a chocolate chip cookie, but I’m still delicious!”
- Craisin cookies often include white chocolate, unlike raisins which stand alone
- They don’t get your hands disgustingly sticky
- Taste good
- yes
- The right balance of tangy and sweet
- Healthy substitute for candy
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If meelo from TLOK was susceptible to real damage, I hope his collarbones are snapped and forcefully ripped out of his skin. I hope his collarbones swap places with his femurs so that he has disgustingly large shoulders and terrible legs. I want his big toes removed so he can't balance.
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If you have ever been tempted by a Paleozoic Pal, like a a stuffed trilobite or a full size eurypterid body pillow, now's the time to buy one, before they and a really lovely little museum are gone for good 😭😭😭
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bears with chainsaw hands are very cool and useful. lumber bears, construction bears, texas chainsaw massacre bears, anywhere you can use chainsaws. pronounce (no blue hair) / meelo hate blog
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