STOP IT STOP KISSING I AM GOING TO KILL THE WRITERS THIS IS NOT SOME MUSTY DUSTY AO3 FIC WITH THE ONCLER

Pretty fun to stay up for the album drop !!

Anyways as usual the backing vocals/instrumentals kill and I think I like Sorry Not Sorry the most, but I haven't listened through all the new songs yet. Excited to see the upcoming album, though, and the alter ego that comes along (also cool new merch I will eventually get :])

FUCKING HELL JASON YOU BROKE THE ANTARTIC SHELF AND CAUSED THE ICE AGE

Hi, I have two #nations for you.

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

God they cut off all the internet and cellular networks in Gaza

holy shit

I loev corn dogs I got a lot

THANK YOU shaq! KK défense league is ON THAT SHITTT

Krispy Kreme doesn't have weak, deflated doughnuts with no flavor on the bottom, but they do have full doughnut making transparency.

Never thought I'd see the day where gojo is a cringefail sorcerer 😔✊🏼

Broski's fresh out the box just in time to get put in another 6ft under

Dammit I hate when I accidentally pick up mythical beasts