Me After I Stuff James Cordon's Mangled Body Into His Accursed Rat Suit And Erase Him From All Existing

I got a copy of the sdv cookbook recently n flipped to the pizza recipe. Wtf is a “wet n’ saucy”??? Hello?? Sam?? 😭😭😭

"Deuce, you're hurting me (zestful intonation)"

FUCKING HELL JASON YOU BROKE THE ANTARTIC SHELF AND CAUSED THE ICE AGE

fell for the oldest trick in the book

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

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I just love tearing off chunks of banana and feeling like a little monkey in the jungle

What is this actual bs. 👊😐

Why haven't I seen news coverage on this, it is atrocious that officiators make women wear underwear to play, while the men wear baggy shirts and shorts.