I've Rarely Seen A More Validating Sentence In My Entire Life.

HE IS!!! HE IS O R B!!!! IM PONDERING MY KYORB!!!

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An ask and an offer…

The ask:

Hi everybody! I’m posting this because my dear cousin needs some financial support. Her husband Terry was just diagnosed with a terminal illness. If you feel it in your heart, please give if you’re able. Rosemary has been a great influence my whole life and is a very giving and caring person.

The offer:

To any of you that gives $40 or more, I will write a personal song about you, at least 30 seconds in length, and about almost anything you want. The more you give, the better (and probably longer) the song! Then I’ll post a video of me playing and singing your song right here on Instagram/Facebook. All songs will be original and different!

Also you can request the song be sung with or without Starburns on my face. That’s right! I’m whoring myself out, but for a good cause.

This is a great chance to have me answer any questions you have about #moralorel#nbccommunity#mrshowwithbobanddavid or any of the other shows I’ve worked on. And I’ll answer in song! With rhymes and everything! DM me your requests.

All you have to do is follow the gofundme link, give $40 or more. EDIT: no need to send proof! I’ll see your name.

This offer starts now and ends next Monday, April 14th 5pm EST when I go back from taking my weeklong break and start rewriting the first draft of the Moral Orel movie (the only questions I won’t answer because I want the movie to be a fun surprise).

I will start posting songs sometime this Thursday.

So act now and help and have fun all at the same time!

Love, Dino

P.S. link in bio now!"

it……it’s puttyorel….yolk do you see this shit- @yolkchild….i have something for you Yolkchild….*a long shriveled up limb cracks out of my spooky robe and drops this post near you*

Tying a priest down to his own office chair and mouthing at his cock through his slacks until he starts whining and begging to cum.

Then pulling away and looking at him wide-eyed, faux innocent, "But wouldn't that be a sin, Father?"

……never post again/j

saw the art of the Smith family as a leg and that motivated me to draw this

[Image ID: A painting of two young white male angels with curly shoulder length dark hair. They're shown from the sternum up. Both have faint golden halos. White text overtop of the painting reads: "Don't let them fool you. Masculinity isn't the absence of everything gentle." /.End ID]

(detail from the San Barnaba Altarpiece (c. 1488) by Sandro Botticelli)

You ruined a perfectly hot middle aged man by giving him abs

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

WORM TREES!?!?? THE GLORY!!&

they call me the worm wizard