Dont Ask For A Alibi Memes

Commission for @obsessfandomnerd on Instagram!

(did i do this is one minute? What no shush.)

You cannot convince me that Grian wouldn’t wear this shirt

(From this post: https://shiftythrifting.tumblr.com/post/639420681275277312/be-weird-all-year-in-the-shifty-store )

I DIDN’T REALIZE THAT I DIDN’T POST THIS

this is so fucking good. this. THIS IS P U R E GRIAN VIBES like. it’s just. it’s so, completely unhinged. this radiates Watcher Grian vibes. I just.

IMAGINE HIM USING IT AS A SLEEP SHIRT. AND ONE OF THE HERMITS COMING INTO HIS BASE AND HE JUST STUMBLES UP AND HE’S JUST THERE. IN THAT SHIRT.

What is it with Gorgug and people kissing him on the mouth when he doesn't want to date them but cant go on Zelda.

*slaps the harry potter franchise out of jk rowling’s hands* NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE YOU CAN BE RESPONSIBLE AGAIN

Important Announcement:

April Fools Day (April 1) is one week away. To that end, I just want it known now, well before the day, that this blog will NOT be posting any jump scares, fake announcements, freak-out posts, fake hackings, fake emergencies, fake news, and “gotcha!” stuff on April Fools Day. We’re staying safe and chill around here.

I’m honestly not into April Fools Day, really, unless the jokes are obvious and silly–like Rickrolls and Dad Jokes. Rickrolls and Dad Jokes are just traditional. 

sketched one of the incorrect quotes, have no idea why kaito looks like a hot topic employee, anyways here ya go :)

✨Dafaa Incorrect Quotes✨

I realized just how long it's been since the last update and decided to post these. Only fair that y'all get some quotes after the sheer amount of quotes I've made for beta au.

Korekiyo: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

Shuichi: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life.

Kokichi: Don't worry! There will come a time when it's not.

Shuichi: Thanks! Even worse.

Source: Tumblr

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Kokichi: ... What? It's the truth.

Kaede: Kokichi, saying "It's sad boi hours" is not a constructive assessment of your mental health!

Source: unknown

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Tenko: You're just as competitive as I am!

Kaito: That's ridiculous! I'm more competitive!

Source: unknown

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Kirumi: Whenever Kaito next texts me "We need to talk," I’m just gonna reply "Yes, we do."

Kirumi: Now we are both stressed. Checkmate.

Source: unknown

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Kokichi: This is probably the second weirdest way I've almost died.

Kaito: What was the first?

Kokichi: You don't need to know that.

Kaito: That is... So ominous, are you okay?

Source: inspired by tumblr

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Tenko: We're going to jail!

Kokichi: No, Kaito is going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped.

Tenko: That's a good idea. Tenko was kidnapped too.

Kaito: No one was kidnapped. If I'm going to jail, everyone is going to jail.

Source: young sheldon

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Kaede: Everyone always asks me, "How do you handle this class?"

Kaede: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over them whatsoever. This morning, Kiibo called my name, and when I showed up to see what was going on, Angie shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.

Source: unknown

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Kaito: What is the one thing I ordered you two not to do?

Kokichi and Tenko: Burn the house down.

Kaito: And what did you do?

Kokichi: Made dinner.

Kaito:

Tenko:

Kokichi:

Kaito: ...

Tenko, sighing: And we burnt the house down.

Source: unknown

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Angie: Fun fact: human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car!

Korekiyo: And yet it's still almost impossible to find the end of the tape.

Miu: Cowards. I can already tell the difference between a house and a car.

Source: tumblr

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Kokichi: Why do you think we're here? Just to suffer?

Kaito: ... All I asked was if you wanted to go to the casino with me.

Kokichi: Oh! Yeah, sure.

Source: unknown

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I don't have much to say here.

hey how does it feel to be right 24/7? 

I think Gwen and Cody should have a sibling dynamic

Again, I am the art blog. I post on here every other week when I am not posting on here I will post there :) k bye.

i am living for ur actor au,,, i cannot wait for the art 👁👁 also, would it be alright to make fanart of it ?

:0 ART!!!!!! REALLY!!! YOU WOULD DO THAT!?!?! Holy shiz dude,,, OMG YES I WOULD LOVE FANART!!! Sorry im freaking out im just super excited!!! Also i think my art will be up soon! Wednesday at latest. It wont be on this account but on my other one! Im glad youre excited for the art i have a lot of ideas :)

hello it’s three am and i’m having beauyasha wedding thoughts so suffer with me

do not question me on this but beau is the one to walk down the aisle at the wedding because yasha is too nervous to do it and doesn’t want people staring at her. plus she would rather stare at beau so double win.

beau asks caleb to walk her down the aisle and to give her away because she sure as fuck will not be inviting her parents

TJ can come tho and he and Luc are the flower boys. except they probably just throw the flowers at each other and then at the guests. beau is very happy about this.

fjord stands with beau as her best man and he absolutely does not cry. nope. you cannot prove it.

beau obviously wears a suit and it absolutely has an ab window. yes it is an entirely functional feature caleb shut up.

yasha wears a gown in silver or gray to match beau’s suit and has all kinds of flowers in her hair. jester and veth helped her get ready and yasha only cried a few times when she saw the finished product. happy tears, of course.

yasha asked veth to stand with her during the wedding. partly because she loves veth like a mother and a sister and partly because she knows she can communicate telepathically with veth for moral support when the wedding nerves kick in.

jester officiates with caduceus for back up because otherwise the ceremony would take longer than anticipated due to jester’s excitement. not that beau and yasha or anyone really would be upset by that - but the food for the reception has time sensitive items.

they would get married in one of three places: rumblecusp, nicodranas, or the blooming grove (yes it’s a graveyard but just ignore that and look at the flowers)

essek may or may not be the ring bearer and he may or may not have enchanted the bands with some lovely protection magic for his favorite lesbians. he also absolutely does not cry. nope. can’t prove it.

kingsley is invited via sending from jester and shows up fashionably last minute with a tiny chest full of 100% pillaged treasures as a wedding gift. he promises nothing inside is cursed. probably.

something dramatic happens to interrupt the wedding mighty nein style because of course. they have a brand to maintain after all. everything is fine in the end though. mighty nein style.

their first dance absolutely involves yasha using her wings to make them fly for part of it. it’s beautiful.

Reani probably made their wedding cake and the bouquet(s) for the wedding. Nila and her family came, Dairon and some of the other monks came, Pumat and Orly came too, obviously.

just an absolutely chaotic wedding. mighty nein style.

Feel nice sketches.

P,,,pretty.