The Worst Thing About Falling To Pieces Is That Humans Can Do It So Quietly.

No guy is going to get you naked and be like, “Sorry, I thought you were like five pounds less, nevermind” he’s probably going to put his mouth on you wherever you let him and that’s that. Any guy that doesn’t completely worship the naked body of a woman he’s into anyway is an asshole. Or a teenager.

Real Talk: How Do Men Feel About Your Weight? (via wewear-themask)

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Gandalf discovering hobbits

this one is actually two years old but I never posted it, still funny tho

A moment of silence for all of the impressionable people who are going to be grossly misinformed about BDSM due to the impending abomination that is the 50 Shades of Grey movie. 

Say it with me kids

Christian Grey is not a Dom. 

Christian Grey is an abuser. 

Galadriel was in a hurry, that’s all

I have one question. A very important one.

How did Tony get out of that dungeon in Siberia? 

His suit was shattered to holy hell. Rhodey wasn’t there for backup. He went alone and had no comm with him. After that beating and the reactor failing, I suspect even Friday would have worked properly.  T’Challa presumably took Zemo and according to implications, helped Bucky and Steve. 

There was nobody there to help Tony. Nobody to get him a new suit or get him out.

So how long did he lie in that god-forsaken place, bruised and broken, trying to get help or finding strength to get out? How long did he stay there, in both physical and emotional pain, before somebody realized that he was missing from the crowd? How long was he alone, just watching the abandoned shield and trying to get that shattered reactor off him?

Tell me this, how long did Tony Stark have to realize that he was alone and that he had nobody to ask help from?

This mental illness is very odd. One day, waves are crashing against my skull sending it shaking, and the next, the sun is shining and everything is clear and calm.

I don’t know how to handle these high and lows. (via drinkt0forget)

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