I Am So Fucking TIRED Of Tony Stark Getting The Shit End Of The Stick.

Tony “locked Wanda in her room”: Tony stark was on house arrest in the second iron man movie and somehow resisted the temptation to put coulson through a few floors of a compound. Kinda like a rational adult yeah?

infinity war part 2 opens with Valkyrie crash-landing back on the dumpster planet to let Jeff Goldblum know that someone’s been fucking with his #1 twink, followed by two and a half hours of Jeff Goldblum smacking Thanos down while everyone else looks on in awe and reluctantly admits that Loki’s self-preserving slutiness really did pay off in the end 

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Normal people flirting: hey you're cute we should go out sometime.

Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread?

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someone: bigbang is so washed up and old are you really gonna wait for them forever?

me: