Bruce Willis Is Probably Going To Keep Making Action Movies Because You Know What They Say About Old

college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey

After Bilbo sails into the West, he finds one last, unexpected greeting.

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evangelion+avengers

by HH 2014/10/12 on pixiv

Apparently orgasm is the only point where your mind becomes completely empty, you think of nothing for that second. That’s why it’s so compelling, it’s a tiny taste of death. Your mind is void, you have nothing in your head save white light.

Jeff Buckley (via desinercia)

Cancel Jersey Shore and renew Firefly!

If I am ignoring you, I apologize. I become distracted and will focus on one thing a while. Sometimes I’m just emotionally overwhelmed and I have to lay down for a while. I’m not ignoring you because it’s you it’s because life is distracting and hard and so sometimes I just need to stop talking to people and sometimes I do that suddenly.

Normal people flirting: hey you're cute we should go out sometime.

Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread?

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

http://smaragdbird.tumblr.com/post/97899098025/robotsquid-seriously-though-your-period-is-like

Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we...