Подруга: *розказує мені усі бурхливі події свого особистого життя і питає чи мені ок це все вислуховувати*
Я, яка їй щойно навалювала про те що я не знаю кого мені романсити: ельфа-вампіра, чи ельфа, який може перетворюватися на ведмедя чи узагалі гарячу пекельну жінку: 😅😅😅
SHERLOCK HOLMES... Oops, I mean Benedict Cumberbatch
- Good evening, I’m a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.
- Jadoon platoon upon the moon
- Put Hitler in the cupboard.
- There are dinosaurs on a spaceship!
- You named your daughter… after your daughter.
- You’re Mr. Thick Thickity Thick-Face from Thicktown Thickania. And so’s your dad!
- There are soldiers in my house, and I’m in my pants.
- Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.
- Welcome to the Church of the Papal Mainframe. Your nudity is appreciated.
- You’re not mating with me, sunshine.
- Allons-y Allonso!
- Don’t drop the banana. It’s a good source of potassium!
- Santa’s a robot!
- I’m waving at fat!
- There’s something else that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go poke it with a stick.
- I’ve got new kidneys! I don’t like the colour!
- I bring you air from my lungs!
- God bless the cactuses!
- This is my timey wimey detector. Goes ding when there’s stuff.
- Raxacoricofallapatorious.
- Don’t be lasagna.
- Oh baby I’m beating out a samba!
- I’ll just step inside this police box and arrest myself.
*The Game of Thrones, season 2, Robb's wedding scene*
Mum: Oh, I'm so glad for them! Finally, someone is happy!
Me: My sweet summer child...
"The White Knight is sliding down the poker. He balances very badly." (с) Through The Looking-Glass And What Alice Found There
If I had a world of my own - everything will be nonsense. Nothing will be what it is, because everything will be what it isn't (c)
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