Latest Posts by absolutesomp - Page 5
*0* my iPad is gonna explode soon 💥
inspo from twt @ellunne and @etluiii
spongebob ref for the last pic с:
Found terry jr’s twitter account
core classes as undead :)
“au” in which the axolotl used to be super evil for so long that it had no other choice but to be good
the only thing that matters anymore in this fucked up world is 1920s mtf cowgirl
i love you, 1920s mtf cowgirl
idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me
Not sleeping so I can do this- Does this sum up the book well? ((edit)) Wow this video became very popular, I thank you very much for the enthusiasm. And with my minutes of media attention I will only say buy Doritos®
A new viewpoint on antlers reveals the evolutionary history of deer (Cervidae, Mammalia)
fullview recommended!
something i've wanted to do for a while now. i've scoured the internet for something like this and can't find anything that compares all the different types of antlers together. except one recent study on their evolution, which is also very interesting on its own! i simplified it to provide a visual reference, while still trying to be scientifically accurate. some things differ between this and trophy scoring terminology like where the beam is and whatnot, so if something looks weird that's why.
small additional note, this study and others provide a lot of evidence that eld's deer should be in their own genus as it doesn't appear similar enough to barasingha and schomburgk's deer. however this doesn't seem to be adapted anywhere yet, so they're still in Rucervus for this guide.
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fuckk i should put eggs near my dog
A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale)
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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
Sticky hand wall update
there really is nothing else like the fusion of meat and machine body horror. radio static but wet and fleshy. wires that resemble veins and veins that resemble wires. bodies as impulses and organs animating the mechanical megastructure like braided nerves. the abject wrongness and grotesque allure of the fusion of person and object, self and other. and needless to say this is sex to me.
Statue of a saint damaged by the sea air, Parish of St. Hilda, Hartlepool England
Skeleton recovered from the Le Lanchon experiments on human evolution. In these tests, volunteers were subjected to procedures to "accelerate the development of mankind". No subject is recorded to have survived. Their crab-like form is thought to be an instance of carcinization.
Hello there! Here’s my Draw This In Your Style! With my designs of Pines family! You can change colors and composition a little bit! Please use the hashtag #TheSeaShardsDTIYS to participate in this challenge!
Love ya!
The car that passes you going twice the speed limit to reach a red light
my most expensive animatic to date (accidentally threw my Apple Pencil against the wall while doing air guitars 🥲)
rip Apple Pencil™, the power of Freddie Mercury was too strong
someone asked for the timelapse so here ya go!
ill get back to work on the roomie cipher stuff tomorrow
i just needed a lil break cuz these take FOREVERRRRR to do lawl
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