cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.
Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag
Posting on here feels like when you impulsively text a friend, but they don't reply right away, so now you're overthinking everithing and debating wether deleting the text is better but before you can they see it.
Or you just forget you ever sent anything and go on with your life untill your friend asks why the fuck you texted them about how 'Voldemort would look if he had a runny nose since he doesn't have one. Like would snot just be running down his face?' at 3 am.
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"Nice trick, Gen, but if you're just going to stand around then you can go help make fabric." Senku laughs, rolling his eyes.
Gen puts the handful of flower petals into a pocket, not pleased about the slimey texture. While everyone looks towards Senku, he coughs out one last petal and covers the sound with a laugh.
"Ah, so orry-say, Senku-chan. I suppose you're right..." he speaks energetically, though he sighs.
"That's not his usual flower, is it?" Chrome tilts his head curiously, watching Gen walk regretfully towards the fabric.
"Nope! Those were gardenias. Guess he ran out of the usual ones." Senku stares at nothing in particular, then turns to Chrome with a grin. "Gardenias contain a chemical called crocetin. If ingested it can improve fatigue, though it was never confirmed... I wonder where he got them? Might be useful."
"Are we going to experiment on Gen?"
hot(?) take: Klein should have had a female persona at some point
not Utopia town but a persona like the main ones he uses
which is to say
in this essay I will-
The super bowl or whatever I'm not american
Jason in the manor for movie night: How'd you convince B to let me in anyways? I thought I wouldn't get an invite till I dropped the real bullets.
Dick busy trying to wrangle Damian away from Tim and Titus away from the snacks: B is really bad at facing the words he throws around ya know? So I told him since it's my fault you died I should be responsible for bringing you home- Tim don't!!!
Jason: B said what!?!?
when enkidu dies Gilgamesh covers his face, veiling it “like a bride”. Haha (sudden low voice through gritted teeth) the ancient Mesopotamians are running circles around us. I need you to get your ass on the field and give me your best yaoi or we can kiss these quarter finals goodbye