The Compendium, Days Nine Through Twelve

murdoc better step up to the plate and throw on that little sailor ensemble he wore in phase 3 or else the whole ‘return to plastic beach’ would be for nothing

The Magnus Archives got me feeling again

I teared up more than once just thinking about:

1. The Podcast ending

2. The cast being unhappy in general

3. JON AND MARTIN ARGUING (because one loves the other too much and the other does too but he's "noT GonNa DoOm tHE WoRld ovER It")

4. Yeah, Jon, in season 1 you really were a fucking dick, UH? OH! What's that? The sound of all of those mutual pining fanfictions that I wrote in my head just shattering??? Oh, cool.

5. "And I'm glad you've got him"

6. "Can I have a cigarette?" AND JON FUCKEN LAUGHING. UGH, GOD, SIMS, DON'T GO ALL "Oh, hey, remember that?" I OBVIOUSLY REMEMBER, I'VE BEEN HYPERFIXATING ABOUT Y'ALL FOR THE LAST MONTH.

7. The fact that I love Basira so much.

8. Jon feeling so guilty that he felt the need to try clear Elias's name.

9. ThE oMiNoUs fUcKInG tHiNG aBOUt tHe lIGhtER.... I dOn'T kNoW whAT iT is yEt bUt I jUsT kNoW tHaT i'M gOiNG tO cRy beCAuSe oF iT.

10. And the horrifying theories that sprouted in my head like the flowers in Jared's flesh garden.

Don't fucking smirk at me, Archivist.

I'm suffering and you're smirking.

I'm this close to crying and you're smirking.

I get a heart attack every time you go for a smoke break, and you're smirking at a reference from the first statement.

Jonny Sims. I feel attacked.

A Nightmare on Elm Street but Freddy tips his fedora and says "m'lady"

Me, walking to school:

My headphones: **Red Signal by The Mechanisms**

Me, still walking, unfazed: Oh well, why not? It's 7:33 in the morning, a good time for an Eldritch Invocation. :D

Jon was raised by his grandmother, and seems like he was always a bit of an old soul. Probably talked a lot like a old fashioned gentleman.

It seems that people were annoyed by his questions, but Jon also really enjoys hearing answers! He wants to learn from people, hear their stories. He will sit and listen to what you want to say.

This is a very particular type of child, and Jon probably got on far better with older adults than his peers. What I’m saying is that the grandmothers in Bournemouth loved him.

Jon was probably just so cute! A tiny little gentleman that wants to talk to you for hours and listens carefully to your stories. Jon probably learned skills from them too. Just imagine tiny Jon squinting down at fabric, carefully stitching, then proudly holding it up for inspection.

Once every few months a flock of little old ladies on a trip to London come into the Magnus Institute and herd Jon away for lunch.

Tim makes a joking comment about Jon and there’s just a flurry of “how could you say that about such a nice young man!” And Jon’s just smirking behind them.

On the way out the others hear them asking about interpersonal Institute drama and Jon is like “oh your not going to believe this...” Because people know that Jon doesn’t care about gossip and will say anything around him. Actually, Jon loves knowing things but he’s using his reputation to get the juiciest stuff to share. And you know the ladies have shocking and amazing gossip as well.

"Don't you dare try and be funny, Bitchard. You had your chance. You decided to go and traumatize my babies, so no, you don't. 💚"

-Me, trying to convince myself that Elias Bouchard isn't making me feel something other than hate

I was talking to a friend about Peter Lukas and Elias Bouchard, and after telling them about how they're normally drawn (Elias as an older twink and Peter as a beefy boi) they said:

"Ohhh nooo... I wonder who's the bottom..."

I've been laughing at their pure and sheer sarcasm ever since.

"Um, Jonny...your D'Ville is showing."

RQGG 2017

47:40 - “Which elder god do you identify with the most?”

I FEEL LIKE I'M READING A SLOWBURN FIC AND FUUUUUUCK-

I love you both so much please just kiss already