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THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES SEASON 2 SPOILERS, MY DUDES
"Then finally, after what seemed like forever, a stupid, arrogant, little man cut the webs and set the monster free."
The Magnus Archives, 79, "Hide and Seek"
Okay, I hate you, "Not-them"
I don't like you and whatever the fuck you represent.
I hope you will get rebound in whatever the fuck you mean with "webs".
I hope Michael helps and... Idk, slices you to pieces with his big, sharp hands (very unlikely, seeing what's happening, but a girl can dream).
I hope that Elias gets his head out of his office and stops being a "waste of a suit" (good one, Tim).
But FUCK, I love how you're calling out Jonatham there.
I've got reactions starting to listen to episode 62:
Who's this little old lady? She seems sweet?
Why is dear Gertrude so mean to her?
And then the answers to all questions:
Oh. It's Mary Keay.
Aaand it's a Leitner episode, goddamnit.
Go Gertrude, be mean, fuck her up
I just spent the entirety of episode 47 chanting to myself: "Michael, Michael, Michael"
And you know why?
For once the person giving the statement didn't describe the person (or entity masking themselves as person) being the source of their miseries as "short".
I get that short people are closer to satan, but as a certified monserfucker I'd like to see more tall eldritch monsters! Please!
(Even if I do have the feeling that I'll probably regret having wished this very soon)
Edit: OKAY I POSTED THIS BEFORE FINISHING THE EPISODE AND SINCE MICHAEL APPEARED I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO SAY I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED
WAIT. WHO'S THIS SPEAKING? I'M INSTANTLY INTERESTED AND I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW IF SHE'S UP TO DATE M-
oh. it's Gertrude. the previous archivist. the previous now dead archivist.
Me, The Magnus Archives 44, Tightrope
Just begun The Magnus Archives Season 2 and I've got something to say:
JONATHAN, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN TO POOR MARTIN?! HE'S JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU, YOU PARANOID ADORABLE LITTLE ARCHIVIST.
Is it so difficult to believe that somebody cares about you, Jonathan? Is it? For the love of whatever type of eldritch being is listening to my rambling right now, I CARE ABOUT YOU AND I'VE LISTENED TO YOU TALKING FOR JUST ONE SEASON-
the magnus archives sure is a podcast huh
Some random terrified Brit: I have witnessed literally the most disturbing and horrifying thing ever. I saw a giant distorted shape crawl out of the shadows, oozing pus and staring at me with unblinking eyes all over its body, and it started spitting rotted teeth at me and then it began to slowly eat my skin and now I can’t sleep at night because every time I close my eyes I see an apparition of this monster by my bedside ready to feast on my flesh again
Jonathan Sims, in a monotone voice: fucked up if true
"I know it’s not natural. Somehow I… I feel it. I’m sorry, my academic detachment seems to have fled me."
Jonathan Sims, Hive - MAG032
THANK FUCK, JONATHAN SIMS, I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY THAT SHIT-
Jonathan Sims, you skeptical little archivist, I love you so much but stop discrediting every statement you come across.
So, I just begun listening to the Magnus Archives Podcast; and even if I could stay here hours to talk about how much I love it already, I'm here to be my dumbass self:
I'm here to talk about the episode 16: "Arachnophobia"
The first thing you gotta know about why I feel like this about this episode, is that I'm in no way shape or form arachnophobic; I love spooders with all my heart and to me, they're only the arachnid equivalent of the danger noodles (which I also love, but I'm not here to talk about this).
Second thing is that when I'm scared, I try to empathize with the villain and not the protagonist of the horror I'm watching, or in this case, listening to.
In this Episode, Carlos Vittery explains how he moved to this flat to find the thing he had been fleeing from: spiders.
But tell me, just tell me, that I wasn't the only one to think how good must've felt the spider the second Carlos saw him on the TV screen.
I just imagine Carlos trying to grasp at his sanity while this little shit just makes fortnite dances on his tv screen, while giving him a metaphorical middle finger.
I'm at it again
What if, one day, Doflamingo pulls a Crocodile and comes back from Impel Down, but since he has been a prisoner for a long time (it hasn't been a long time now, but it will be by the time he gets out of prison, hopefully), long enough for his hair to grow, and maybe even without his glasses.
And Law sees him. His hear jumping right out of his throat, and his eyes instantly watering at the sight of that familiar head of unkept blonde hair. His mind automatically reminiscing about the man that saved his life and the day he saw him, his black coat a dark contrast against the pure white snow, surrounded by big and small droplets of dark, dark blood. He remembers that day, still hearing the deafening silence coming from him. That same silence told him that the man in the black coat was still alive and helping him one last time to get away from danger, while he could just watch the snow slowly coming down, burying his savior.
Law then blinks, cursing for that little moment of weakness (but not regretting it, because as Sengoku told him at Dressrosa, the best way to honor a loved one is to remember them), to then only to shiver as the man in front of him opens his mouth to regard him with an unfortunate and familiar maniacal laugh, his smile too wide to be genuine, too different from the last smile Cora gave him, a cruel and mocking smile.
Would Doflamingo share something, if anything, with his brother? Or would he look like a wicked and twisted picture of a past lost to hatred?
reasons why i wish corazon was still around:
1. so law can scream whenever he wants
2. PIGGYBACK RIDES
To those moments who never happened.
- Hello, Ace. Good to finally see you.
- Hello Ace. You're finally here, little dear.
If someone didn't decide to die with glitter and drama, I think this scene could have happened for those three.
For little Ace who would never doubt he've been love. For unbreakable Rouge who die hoping the ex enemy never change his mind about her child ( hoping he will teach him to grow, to believe, to love, hoping he will watch her child and never let him down, hoping he will be loved, fed and clothed, hoping for her child she'd love so much so she break the law's nature for him ). For Roger, who, the last day, the last hour, the last minute, have been asked where were his treasure and he never responded it was in two little brats who look at him like a father or in this woman and in this unborn child who he will forever love.
Can we please just appreciate the love between the brothers & sisters of the Charlotte Family
Brulée being the best sister ever & taking care of Katakuri in the mirror world not caring about his face ‘cause she knows and loves him anyway ♡ Like he’ll forever be the perfect brother for her !
Kids!Katakuri, Oven & Daifuku happily eating donuts together with Perospero watching them, Katakuri wanting to be himself or their reaction(especially Katakuri ‘cause it’s because of those little bastards that annoyed him) when Brulée got her face slashed.
I’m so happy that we get to see this at the end of this arc, I hope they are going to find the happiness they deserve eventho with a mom like Big Mom it won’t be easy and also I wish for Katakuri to be totally free from that scarf
Hope we will see them again in the future !
It starts like this...and then you grow attached to the fucker.
I seriously need therapy cause low key he is kinda attractive
I regret ✨nothing✨
HEYO, PEOPLE GO AND VOTE-
ONE PIECE POPULARITY POLL
for the first time ever, we get to vote worldwide for the op popularity poll !
you can vote everyday for one character until the end of february
i'll be making sure ace gets to top 100 ! go on and choose for your favorite character to vote <33
Dragon: If it's so important that Sabo have a guardian, can't you take care of him? I'm not good with kids and I don't have time to worry about a ten year old with memory loss.
Kuma, preparing to fuck off to join the Warlords and force Dragon into becoming a father whether he wants to or not:
Thank you, Jinbe, for being an absolute cutie.
jinbe is #1 luffy fan
...Hey guys. I just finished volume 96.
me at me: why did you make this. why do you like suffering
Give me a fic where Garp does his damnest to find a photo of Ace’s mother to give it to him for his birthday. Give me a fic where Ace goes to Baterilla and finds an old midwife who remembers his mother and quietly talks about her will to keep her son safe. Give me a fic where an old man with a flower on his head would sometimes visit the South Blue to keep an eye on his late captain’s beloved and son. Give me a fic where Buggy challenges all pirate-hopefuls attempting to go to the Grand Line and stopping short when he sees Ace’s freckles and eyes.
Give me a fic where he pulls him aside and asks his name, and breaks down crying as he hugs him and chants underneath his breath, “You’re alive, you’re here, you’re alive.” Give me a fic where it’s Buggy that tells him about the Roger Pirates, about his fool of a captain, about his longsuffering first mate, of his annoying fellow cabin boy, and of his captain’s lover with a red hibiscus on her hair always. Give me a fic where Shanks fights the urge to hug Ace and wrap him up with his cloak the moment he sees him in the cold. Give me a fic where Ace shyly asks stories of his mother, but doesn’t hate his father as much as he did before.
Give me a fic where Rayleigh gets up from his seat and swims all the way to Marineford, because he’ll be damned to just watch and have another loved one (although Ace doesn’t know him) die when he can do something. Give me a fic where Buggy swoops in to carry Ace and Luffy somewhere far away from the war, all the while screeching at his Vice-Captain, “What took you so long!?” and mentally willing Shanks to show the fuck up already. Give me a fic where Ace is watching all the people who love him battle in the war and win, because he’s safe and in the Moby with his brother crying all over him and wrapped twice around his torso.
Give me a fic where Rayleigh, Buggy and Shanks stand off in the middle of the battlefield, all hackles raised and weapons and fists glinting black with haki. Give me a fic where the entire world trembles in anticipation for the upcoming clash, where Whitebeard gurarara’s with unbridled glee, where Sengoku feels fear, and where Garp grins with reckless abandon for everyone to see. Give me a fic where Law has to treat two human patients with the Dark King waiting in his submarine. Give me a fic where Buggy and Shanks argue while waiting for them to wake up. Give me a fic where Ace wakes up to dozens of happy faces smiling down at him, filled with joy upon seeing him awake.
Give me a fic where Crocus speeds towards them in Amazon Lily, hoping beyond hope that Ace didn’t get his father’s illness. Give me a fic where everything hurts but will be alright, where there are as much as tears as there are to peals of laughter. Give me a fic where everyone hugs Ace and ruffles his hair and claps his back and welcomes him with open arms.
Give me a fic where a flock of crows suddenly circle above them and a blonde man with a top hat comes flying down with the face of a brother thought lost and tears in his eyes. Give me a fic where the ASL become whole once more and are reunited without one of them never having the chanceto know the other was actually alive. Give me a fic where Garp comes weeks later and engulfs his grandsons in a hug and nearly burns his coat of justice in the pit, only to be stopped by Luffy who grins at him like he’s never known pain and forgives him wholly.
Give me a motherfucking fic where Ace gets what he deserves. Or I’ll write it myself.
What do you mean Shanks didn’t recognize Ace when he came seeking him out to thank him for saving his little brother? What do you mean he wasn’t holding back tears as they shared drinks and stories about their favorite rubber boy? What do you mean he didn’t cry buckets when Ace left and had to be consoled by Benn and Yassop and Roux?
What do you mean Crocus didn’t take one look at this youndgster and nearly had a heart attack? Whta do you mean he didn’t remember that feisty woman’s last name and her freckles? What do you mean he didn’t call Rayleigh with a desperate, hopeful voice asking what was Rouge’s last name?
What do you mean Buggy didn’t see his captain’s eyes and grin on Ace’s face when he crashed their party in his ship? What fo you mean Buggy didn’t call Shanks to ask him who the fuck this kid was and why the fuck does he have Roger’s hair and eyes and Ms. Rouge’s freckles and smile? What do you mean he didn’t go batshit crazy internally when he heard Luffy say that Portgas D. Ace was his captain’s biological son, and that he was going to be killed for his goddamn blood?
What do you mean Rayleigh didn’t want to go and save Ace when the Visual Transponder Snails broadcasted the execution? What do you mean Shakky had to place a hand on his shoulder to stop him—from what? The Government? The Whitebeards? The world?
What do you mean Rayleigh’s heart didn’t shatter to pieces once more when Ace’s body fell to the ground, that Buggy felt despair claw into his mind when he heard Luffy’s heartwrenching cry, that Shanks didn’t curse the world and back when he came far, far too late.
What do you mean this didn’t all happen? What do you mean that they don’t care?
What do you mean they just stood there and did nothing?
Shanks: So hows it feel, married to Buggy and all
S/O: I married the clown and got the circus with him
✨Where the fuck✨
are all the Buggy D Clown self shippers???
As some friends of mine may know: I could be considered a moronsexual and clownsexual for the sole reason I simp for Buggy The Clown
And Oden's backstory with kid!Buggy
is not helping my condition✨
So, Sengoku was teaching some cool lore to new recruits and this fucker comes in?
Sakazuki Akainu, go away before I do something I might regret and let Mr. Sengoku finish his PowerPoint presentation.
So um,,,I hate him so much.
But I just checked and I discovered that I'm not the only one who ears the opening melody of "Do I Wanna Know?" as a nervous response to this particular panel.
So... Could we talk about volume 94 for a sec?
Like, first oh all, Eiichiro Oda, how dare you. I've been crying for an entire day about characters that I swore I wouldn't care about.
So: Here we are at the beginning of the chapter, where there's the explanation of why SMILEs are bad etc. etc. etc. AND I'M ALREADY BAWLING MY EYES OUT.
Then the narrative switches to Luffy being chaotic on main, I thought I was gonna have fun, but no. Those two come in.
A classic. Kidd's *angy* and Kamazo's laughing like the maniac that he is-
Oh wait.
What if he... isn't a maiac...but is in fact a SMILE eater?
That would make sense, but why would Kaido not keep this man with him? Is he a native from Wano, from the poor district?
Then Kidd, who I read went back to prison with Kamazo without making too much of a fight (which is already fucking suspicious) decides to speak.
And. I. Start. Crying.
He starts talking about the crew and "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?" and Killer can't stop laughing because he literally c a n ' t express any other emotion anymore and I CRY SO HARD.
In each and every scene Killer keeps laughing and laughing, and the more he does that the more I realize that he's doing that instead of crying and I feel bad about not caring more about the Kidd Pirates-
Like...look at them.
They look so broken.