Think It’s Cool How Tango And Scott The Two People Who Jimmy Are Most Frequently Paired With Have Heavy

Superpower au afterlife smp

Jimmy’s power is the ability to grow purple colored crystals out of his skin 

The crystals are edible and can heal whoever eats them however their is a down side it taste terrible and smells bad to

Only the people that eat the crystals can taste them but jimmy has special tastes buds that block out the taste 

other people cant smell the crystals but jimmy can and it’s why he loves bubble baths because the smell makes him feel dirty

five nights at the museum.... inspired by this tweet

Empires smp god au day and night myth

When People tell the story of day and night they usually either attribute its creation to fwhip god of fire because fire and stars were humanity’s first tools or scott the god of cycles and time who was the one to oversee the project

But in actuality it was pearls idea

As the god of harvest she loved the farmers and the comman men in the fields

And She saw how they spent their days tired and overworked so she went to Scott and proposed an idea 

Day and night a daily cycle that would make it easier to keep track of time

Lizzie was against it because she is the god of government including the problematic aspects and she didn’t like the idea that people would get breaks plus the humans used looked to the tides and floods to tell the time back then 

so she new that if a new more accessible way to tell time was created then she would lose some of her domain

She has a bitterness towards Scott because he was the one that ended up with her telling time aspect 

Lizzie wanted to stop the others from finishing but Katherine who was the goddess of order and duality and balance remembered her her roots as the goddess of peace and equality and she loved the idea

But she but knew lizzie would do everything in her power to stop them 

So she offered her a deal step back and not interfere and in return Katherine would owe her a favor

gods never make that kind of offer if they want to pay someone back they do it right away so lizzie couldn’t pass up the opportunity

Other gods also helped pix ws the god of prophecy stories messages and the written word he created the star signs and the myths

His involvement is why people use star signs and birth months to predict what a baby might be like as they age 

False god of adventure and mystery and the unknown and secrets made darkness

And The twins fwhip and gem made the sun

In the end Lizzie adapted and made it so the tide would move accordingly

she tried to milk the situation for anything else that she could gain

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

The previous person has a cat in their profile pic

another one <3

Does anyone else notice how in empires Jimmy always gets really attached to objects like every one has an animal or thing they would start and escalate conflicts for but jimmy’s attachment to his things is on a way higher level than the rest

maybe the reason he’s so much more willing to do all that is because his objects are taken and made fun of more than anyone else’s so he gets really defensive and he has a habit of putting all his power and identity into one or two items usually one being a hat which makes people want to steal it even more

so Jimmy never truly cracks but it’s always the cat that makes him lose his mind so my prediction is that Jimmy loses the sheriff hat he will end the world again and then season two will start

Like the flock in cannon they named them selves

grian called himself pesky because that’s what the scientists called him do to him being the most difficult to control

Pearl was fade or shadow or something if anyone has a suggestion for it please share anyway it didn’t last long before she decided to change it to pearl but the reason for her original name was because when ever the scientists would talk about her power they would mention how she would blend into the background

Jimmy was canary because they didn’t have anything to really say about his personality and power because he was like 5 or something he didn’t have fleshed out a personality yet and even though he was the youngest which did cause him to be difficult he wasn’t as difficult as grian and he also didn’t have powers yet so the others called him by the bird the scientist said when they talked about his wings

martyn was similar there wasn’t anything that stood out other then what bird he was so his family called him wood because he has the wings of a wood pecker

after they escaped they chose new names that would allow them to blend in for and help keep the scientists from finding them

pearls the only one that kept her name it was passable as a name a normal girl would have at birth the reason she’s named pearl was because one of her only happy memories that didn’t involve her siblings in the lab was when she asked this janitor lady about some jewelry she was wearing and the lady told her about where she got it she probably got it as a gift and it wasn’t even a real pearl but that janitor gave her proof that there was a world outside the lab filled with gift giving people like the janitor

Tubbo was the child of a superhero that wasn’t heroic so he ran away and inserted himself into sams and ranboos family 

tommy can float because in origins Smp he is a chicken child that can fall with style and maybe he can heal because I liked the Steven universe idea or he can talk to animals because him loving animals is a cute part of his character and I want everyone to tease him for having Disney princess powers 

https://darkeninganon.tumblr.com/post/681345266530533376

Evil villain Dream that started being a villain as a young teenager then found orphan Tommy and takes care of him while causing atrocities

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Sounds fun, like many a high-jinks will ensure. XD Plus morally questionable Heroes

Jimmy in the gemcyt au is off color

We all know about the canary curse and how Jimmy always dies first well my idea on how to transfer that into a gem au is instead of dying the most he poofs the most 

His form is very breakable so something that other gem’s would be able to power through like a very hard punch could make him retreat into his gem instantly

He would also not be able to keep his form after being stabbed like bismuth during the breakin point fight or Pearl during sword training 

His defective programming is so unnoticeable that he was in denial about it for a very long time and didn’t realize he was an off color until way later 

Sometimes the defective coding that causes his form to be so week will fail completely making him poof at a random time with out an external reason

When he reforms he becomes a shining target because it is literally a full minute of him cycling through all his many many past forms  

this is base off of the gemcyt au from @chrisrin and @cherrifire