In The Maximum Ride Au The Bird That Grians Wings Are From Is A Parrot So His Power Is To Mimic Others

why I love avians in origins

I think there floating is cool people don’t really dwell on it they make a chicken or falling with style joke then move on but I think there floating works kinda like drowning it’s an instinct you can’t drown on purpose because of evolution it’s fascinating 

five nights at the museum.... inspired by this tweet

jimmy as a siren, but like a greek mythology siren with wings instead of a mermaid type siren.

Dream Smp ever after high au bbh

In my au bbh is like ginger bread house the son of the candy witch 

He loves to bake sweets but nobody wants to eat them because his heritage makes them scared to try any

One day Skeppy needed some pies for a prank he was going to pull so he went to bbh for help but didn’t tell bbh what he was going to use them for 

So when the prank happened bbh was angry because he was lied to and was told that they would be eaten and enjoyed 

Skeppy felt kinda guilty for how he hurt bbhs feelings so he made up for it like only Skeppy could 

by impersonating someone and holding a baking contest then going back to bbh and convincing him to give Skeppy a second chance and getting him to make his specialty muffins 

He entered the contest as someone else with bbhs muffins and won 

Bbh was embarrassed and even more angry then before because he was fooled for a second time and Skeppy took the credit for bbhs hard work but then Skeppy did something that surprised bbh he told everyone the truth 

Everyone loved his cooking so much that they forgot there fear bbh cried and from that day onwards he and Skeppy were inseparable best friends  just like how they became friends irl

Empires smp god au oli

Before there was anything there was nothing but silence the only word that could possibly describe what it was like 

It was silent for a long time until suddenly there was a big bang it was the loudest sound that would ever be and the first in existence

chaos and inanity and sound sprang forth

And That is when The first god was born 

He was rocketed too the furthest edge of the universe and it took him millions of years to reach earth and meet other gods 

He is the voice at the back of your mind the unavoidable intrusive thoughts and the reason the quiet is so uncomfortable the reason we feel unsettled by the silence 

Off course there is a thing called comfortable silence and the reason for it’s existence is that oli made it as a thank you gift for sausage who was the first god other than himself he met and the first to offer him a welcome upon his arrival 

he made the comfortable silence that only happens when doing something you love or are in the presence of someone you love 

He gave sausages domain the ability to shine through his in limited amounts 

oli appears dressed as a medieval bard that has crazy neon colors the bards of the past didn’t have access to in there time 

@weird-king-eli

Pjo au scott

For my pjo au I can’t decide who Scott’s parent is 

He could be the son of iris the personification of the rainbow. my reasons for this is that in empires season 2 Scott’s empire is literally called chromia. also Scott is gay and the flag is a rainbow. On websites I checked Iris either has mom or dad that is an ocean god or nymph which ties into the mean gills 

Or he could be a son of Athena if any of the life smp members were to be a child of Athena it would be Scott. He prefers to play smart and keep a level head. If he is a Athena kid then he’s going to have the grey eyes and blonde hair all of Athena’s children have but he dyes his hair teal

People might say he’s an Aphrodite kid because he’s flirty and super thirsty and in witchcraft smp he was a romantic but I like the other ideas better 

The beach

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

Oli’s family in esmp season 1 is from a kingdom of music on the coast close to them

they are just as artistic and they are allied with mezalia because of the record label that both kingdoms contribute to

But I think oli lives in mezalia maybe he is not the Heineken his parents sent him to mezalia and he grew up there

OH MY GOSH. THE RECORD LABEL.

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE RECORD LABEL.

Joel is visually artistic and Oli is musically artistic and they are best friends amen <33