Ken Jimmy Is Just A Fusion Of Badboy Jimmy And Sheriff Jimmy

wilbur isekai au

There’s this idea going around that the hole story of the dream Smp was the fever dream of a random gas station and I love it but I was thinking what if it was a wizard of oz situation where the characters are all people he knows 

 bbh could be a semi religious daycare worker that stops by every morning to buy muffins for his students breakfast and an egg sandwich from the next door Dunkin’ doughnuts or some other chain 

the gas station can be located in a in the middle of nowhere strip mall 

There’s a day care that is the badlands/eggpire

Las Nevada’s is a Mexican restaurant with a lot of arcade machines 

The syndicate are security or repair men 

The dream team are health inspectors or people from corporate that are in charge of the reviews and budget 

Kinoko kingdom is a book store that also sells foreign products like plants or Japanese KitKats or manga the types of people that buy from them are very pompous or just very eccentric amongst there frequent customers are very familiar names from tales like helga or sir billiam

Pirate smp boatem ghosts headcanon

So I saw a really cool headcanon about how the boatem crew (minus scar) are vengeful ghosts because scar just took their money and ran as the boat he crashed sank with them on it.

It’s a great way to fit them into the pirate smp And I think it can go in so many different direction’s like horror or angst or comedy. Now I love comedy but angst is what I do best so I have an idea

The beginning is the same It starts out as a normal day on the jelly when it suddenly crashes and grian falls from the crows nest onto the hard wooden floor below

When pearl and impulse get closer to help him they get pushed off the boat into the ocean and After they fall into the water Impulse gets eaten by a shark and pearl gets stuck under the boat and drowns

  @foop204 designs are great but I have an idea that is different for mumbo

 mumbo was actually down in the hull when it happened and ran straight up to the deck arriving just in time to watch pearl and impulse fall overboard 

he then rushed to get rope so he could pull them up but scar snuck up behind him and literally stabbed him in the back then he was left to die of blood loss 

Might not be as flashy and creepy but his ghost still has the sword stabbing him long after his untimely death

Now they are all ghost and they have different ways they act as a result of the betrayal 

Because as stagnant spirits they are forever stuck feeling what ever they were feeling before they died but turned up to 11. 

In other words They are the remnants of the dead boatem crew only snap shots of their final moments

Grian is full of rage because he like the others thought scar was a friend but more so than the others he wants revenge

Pearl is a tearful mess when she swam up for air only to feel the bottom of the boat she felt despair because she knew she wouldn’t make it 

Impulse is constantly jumpy and panicked because he saw a hole dang shark swimming right towards him(it’s an understandable reaction )

Mumbo feels empty and hopeless because his death was a lengthy one he was hurt at first but by the time he died he was just tired and done with everything

It’s pretty dark but the concept is already pretty dark 

Inspired by @ommmmara @applestruda and @foop204

I have no idea even though the picture is a non human creature with ears

I think it’s a bug wolf hybrid

How I think I’m a squid kid would fit into dream Smp lore if he was white listed

I imagine he would be a rich ex king when he was young he and techno new each other he was sweet and kind and techno was working in the castle as a gardener or something squid got very interested in techno because he didn’t respect him like all the other people that worked for his family and so he had someone teach techno how to sword fight he would regret that decision when his parents died and he was made king he changed during that time and became a huge brat he was a teenager who’s parents died and had the responsibility of running a kingdom thrust upon him the power went to his head and techno watched as this kid he had known got slowly turned into a power hungry and sadistic tyrant that experience was what turned techno into the anarchist we see to day he started a revolution and was going to dethrone squid but before that could happen squid found out he took as much of his valuables as he could and fled that was the first government techno abolished and squid has spent all the time they have been apart stewing and nursing a grudge he has come back for revenge and will use all the wealth power and influence he has left to hire people to go and kill techno 

On a different note he is still rich and has very expensive taste he hears suits not just because he likes to show of his wealth but also because he is very short and looks very young because of his appearance he is mistaken for a child and gets made fun of for that so he try’s to look and act very mature 

I don’t think season 2 Joel is a god but I do think the headcannon I’ve seen of Joel from season 1 and season 2 being the same person is true 

I believe what happened was that after his palace was destroyed and his loved ones went missing joel searched for a purpose to distract himself from the grief 

He still wanted to leave behind a legacy so he became obsessed with building his magnum opus a statue just like his citizens but so much more he would get giant muscles and be very tall and have the power of a god

he based the design off of myths like Zeus because he was inspired by his wife who was debatably a goddess also he used famous Greek sculptures as references 

While He is the same Joel from season 1 he is not an immortal god like he claims he is It would be ironic because it would make him making fun of Jimmy for being a toy hypocritical 

I also think the reason Joel targets Jimmy so much is because they used to be brothers in laws and he used to think Jimmy was a great ally and friend so seeing someone with the same face and even some similarities in personality being a corrupt sheriff well it infuriates him to no end 

I saw one similar to this but it got me curious so im doing the same thing but slightly shifted:

(ps: if the pfp has a lot of colors/a tertiary color, just chose the one that seems most obvious)

why I love avians in origins

I think there floating is cool people don’t really dwell on it they make a chicken or falling with style joke then move on but I think there floating works kinda like drowning it’s an instinct you can’t drown on purpose because of evolution it’s fascinating 

I see people wanting to give the sheriff a gun I think we should take a step back and think for a bit then realize jimmy is the type of character that would absolutely twirl his gun inevitably resulting in him literally and figuratively shooting himself in the foot since he won’t die I think that would be hilarious