This Tweet Is Peak Comedy And I Will Chuckle Out Loud Every Single Time It Pops Back Into My Brain

im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

“I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars.”

~Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

This image lives in my head rent free.

“When Dothraki are defeated in combat, they cut off their braid so the whole world can see their shame. Khal Drogo has never been defeated.”

In theory smoking is like unbelievably attractive. Damn shame about, like. The smell. And the cancer. Ah well, there's tattoos

Greenseer Guide for Beginners:

Get high af

Lay down A-posed in complete darkness

Listen to Agot audiobook, Bran III, chapter 17

And then... fly bitch! Fly!

Corn?

Regulus: I have feelings for you

Pandora: I have feelings for you too

Dorcas, narrating: The feeling was friendship, but neither had experienced it before

she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

what the hell

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it