Hercules #1 Amadeus Defender

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Music: tiro ao Álvaro

I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

People are right to say that you can’t really criticize Discovery for making it so that Spock grew up with a sister that no one knew about when TFF also gave him a secret sibling but I also want to add that Spock isn’t the only Star Trek character that this has been done with. Worf, Deanna Troi, and Tasha Yar were also revealed to have siblings that no one knew about or who were previously never mentioned (and, like Spock, Worf has 2 siblings, one by birth and one by adoption.)

bruce i've got bad news for you buddy

the horror..the horror….

We do

so tired of having to cook and trying to figure out wtf to eat, can I just have like. Specialized human dog food or something, like some vegetable and protein biscuits and a special drink so that I only have to think about maybe cooking something once a day instead.

One time in college I told a guy "I am interested in sex" and he responded by recommending me some books on the sociology of sex

okay that’s funny

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

Found this in my art folder and I cant stop laughing 💀