First Drawing Of These Two Babies🥰

“I only ask for one thing, more of the delicious confetti.” Pheonix says before Pheoness smacks him over the head

“What are you doing, you lil devil?”

“Come on, Phee-Phee, they can help! I can even tell them to get you that special ring you saw in the Fabricator’s office 😏”

She rolls her eyes, “Fine, but if I get hit in the face with a pie, I’m blaming it on you..”

(@eod-agent-13-12, this is my idea of the RP plot if that's alright with you.)

*Pheoness and Pheonix gets a card that sprays out confetti, stating the following:

The EOD is now in a prank war. Please consider this as the formal declaration you're now a target for pranks. Feel free to retaliate as you see fit.

-Regards, Agent 13-12

Pheoness wipes the confetti off her face

“Welp, time for solitary confinement till this blows over” she turns to Pheonix “PHEONIX STOP EATING THE CONFETTI!”

“Well I can’t help it if I have a craving for colorful things.” With said with a mouth full and ran out the room “I’m going to prank Reggie!”

*Pheonix and Pheoness are just there been though their from a different dimension they are ALSO covered in blood*

Pheonix and Pheoness are just there been though their from a different dimension they are ALSO covered in blood Pheoness: *wiping blood of her lips* We can hear someone talking smack from different dimensions. Pheonix: *grinning like a maniac* Hehehe…violence is not the answer, it’s the question. The answer is HECK YEA!

Reginald: Why are you covered in blood?!?

Agent Phoenix: Someone was talking shit about you.

Reginald: ...So you-

Agent Phoenix: I fist fought them in a Wendy's parking lot.

Reginald: *looking at Prism and John, who are also covered in blood* ...and you...

Prism: We helped.

John: We regret nothing.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ART

first victim muehehabahbhahahahah 😈😈😈 @agentpheoness

flipped the coin and got phoeness so here ya go, used @crazy-valley as a reference, muehwhehehehehehudehnssnuexundehj. Now time to find my next victim :3 mushahaha this is curing my artblock

thank you for the idea. Have a drawing of the Reginald I stole from @stellar-collective with his new feathery fren

*trigger warning, description of blood and violence*

Agent Phoenix: *on a mission, minding their own business*

Reginald: *telling a story about a duck he saw on the way to work* yes and then you wouldn't believe it! It bit me!

Agent Phoenix: that sucks. Sorry that happened.

Reginald: you know, you may find this funny but it reminded me of when I was 15 and I was walking through the same park on my way home from my first part time job when I was assaulted by a group of ruffians who thought they were going to be the next big crime lords of the city. They beat me within an inch of my life and one of them nearly bit my finger off when I tried to fight back! It was only hanging on by a flap of skin! I crawled my way to a phone booth; leaving quite the trail of blood and called my mother to take me to the hospital! I couldn't afford an ambulance! They told me I should be dead with how much blood I lost! But they put me back together and months later I was back on my feet. You know what I did?

Agent Phoenix: *horrified* ... What did you do, Handler?

Reginald: remember when I told you about the old, gun through the mail slot trick? You're talking to the man who invented that one. Shattered each and every one of their kneecaps and let 'em die where they lay. Next thing you know, I'm getting offered a job here at the EOD! I was told "anyone who can live through that and still have an itchy trigger finger even with those stitches would be a valuable asset here" and they were right! I basically run this show you know.

Agent Phoenix: ...

Reginald: Anyway agent, I will still feed the duck again tomorrow and hopefully we can become friends! Imagine me running around with a little pet duck waddling around behind me!

Agent Phoenix: ... Just one quick question.

Reginald: yes?

Agent Phoenix: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Reginald: well-

Agent Phoenix: follow up question, WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD FIND THAT FUNNY?!

Day 3 of Handler Week

Just a silly lil pic of an AU where Pheonix and Pheoness actually die. Poor guy🥺

ieytd lore #3 No Survivors (Pt 2)

Solaris snickered as it flung the radiation towards them. Only precious seconds before the radiation crashes into the shuttle and kills them. Quickly, Agent Pheonix uses the robot arm they had control of and did exactly what Commander Solaris told them to do. He caught the barrel before it hit their shuttle. Agent Pheoness was extremely impressed with him, realizing he wasn’t gonna die as easily as she thought. “Good thinking, kid.” She chuckled, ruffling his hair. Pheonix smiled, but he notices a panel outside their shuttle and underneath the Death Engine “You think you can get that open, Pheoness?” He asks. Agent Pheoness smirks “Gladly.” She uses her telekinesis to open the panel. Inside was what could only be the energy source of the Death Engine. They destroy that, they destroy that, they destroy the whole machine. “It’s too big for my telekinesis to destroy!” Pheoness states. Pheonix looks at the radiation in the robotic hand. “What if we use the radiation to override the machine?” Pheonix asks and Pheoness replies with a scoff “That’s both stupid and reckless, anyone with a brain can can figure out that’s a bad idea..” despite her comment, she smirks “Good thing we don’t use ours. Go for it, kid.” Pheonix smirks mischievously, placing the radiation in its core.This causes the core from glowing red to a green hue as another countdown to fire the laser activates. “You idiots have ruined everything! Now all of us are gonna die!” Commander Solaris shouts as mini explosions go off near the core when the machine tries to power up. As the countdown reaches 0, the machine malfunctions, causing the whole shuttle to explode. Everything faded into darkness. The weapon was destroyed and the world was saved. Unfortunately, NO SURVIVORS REMAINED! Wait….if no survivors remained, how did Agent Pheoness wake up to the sound of ERs? Pheoness bolts upright, the memories of both what she went through and the questions of what happens now making her weakened body panic, that is, until she felt a comforting hand on her arm “Hey, Agent, calm down..you’re safe now..” She hears a familiar voice whisper. She looks beside her to see Reginald by her side. Though her body was very sore, she couldn’t help but wrap her arms around him and embrace him. “Reginald….I thought the death engine killed you!” Pheoness sighs. Reginald returns the hug, rubbing her back gently. “No…that blast only cut off communications. How are you though? When the agency’s ships found you two, there was a lot of radiation in your lungs.” “We’re fine..we’re just- Oh no…Pheonix?! Where’s Agent Pheonix?!” Handler laughed and turned her head so she could see Pheonix. He was sitting upright in his own bed next to hers. “We did one heck of a job, Pheoness..” He said, his voice a little weaker than his regular energetic self. “You guys sure did…” Reginald replied “Zor’s plans were completely foiled when you two blew up the Death Engine. Unfortunately, the Agency had to fake your deaths so Zor doesn’t know you’re alive. In the meanwhile, you can take a break from the missions while you recover. So, It was true. No survivors remained on the Death Engine incident, but that’s only what they want you to think.

F/O Take-Over Ask-Game ~ Rainbow Theme

(A rainbow themed ask-game was the first ask-game I ever made! So, I thought it’d be fun to revisit the idea!)

💋 [KISS] ~ What’s your favorite love language to practice towards S/I? What about your favorite to receive?

🎈 [BALLOON] ~ Do you ever like to surprise S/I?

💄 [LIPSTICK] ~ What’s your favorite outfit of S/I’s that they’ve worn?

🍑 [PEACH] ~ If you had to describe S/I with a flavor, which would you pick?

🧶 [YARN] ~ What’s your favorite activity to do with S/I?

🍯 [HONEY] ~ What’s your favorite nickname/petname to give S/I? How about your favorite nickname/petname that they call you?

🌕 [FULL MOON] ~ What aspect of S/I stands out to you the most?

🧈 [BUTTER] ~ Do you ever tease/flirt with S/I? If so, how do ya do it, and how well does it usually work?

✨ [STARS] ~ What does your nighttime routine with S/I look like?

🦠 [VIRUS] ~ How do you care for S/I when they’re sick?

📗 [BOOK] ~ What’s your favorite random fun-fact that you know about S/I?

🫂 [HUG] ~ How do you hug S/I, if you’re the type to give hugs at all?

🪼 [JELLYFISH] ~ If you had to pick an animal that represented S/I, which one would you pick?

🦄 [UNICORN] ~ What is something that you still wonder about when it comes to S/I?

This is such a cool OC!!!!! I absolutely adore the poofy hair🥰🥰🥰

Hello people of Tumblr, I wanna try and post art here and hopefully find my people here.

First of all, here's my main protagonist for my Undertale au I've been (painstakingly) working on, he has been through multiple redesigns over the past four years and since then he became my comfort OC.

I CANT🥰😍😭

REGGIE IN HIS COMFY OUTFIT😭😍🥰💛

”Wait a second… I think I recognize the main character! What did you say the actor’s name was, Phoenix?”

“John Juniper?”

“Right, I met him once, right before they sent me to the underwater lab! I think I heard something about him dying?”

“That’s what they say. I used to know him, too! If you can still stand me after tonight, maybe I’ll tell you some stories.”

“I wouldn’t mind that.”

When you’re in the spy business, attachments are a liability that your enemies will always find a way to ruthlessly exploit. Everyone knew it, especially the handlers.

But Agent Phoenix had a way of bursting in and making it seem like none of that mattered. Sitting on the couch, listening to them yap on about the movie, Ollie was starting to think that they were onto something.

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