I 100% support this. The fact that my OC agent Pheoness is Asexual makes this so much more funnierđđ€Ł
Consider
Incubus John Juniper who uses his powers to make everyone like him and lust for him so much that he is basically the first pick for every role because no one can withstand his raw sexual appeal. Then in safe and sound when he kidnaps Agent Phoenix he fully expects Phoenix to be so turned on by being so close to him that they basically give themself up but instead they interrupt his monologue by yelling "hey can you shut tf up? Christ you're such a pompous jackass."
âOh? This was supposed to be for me but you can have a sip if you want.â
she says, chugging the bottle easily
Kai is wandering around the place, probably lost again, and finds an office with a door slightly open. He stops for a moment, considering just going about his day, but (being the slightly nosy person he is) decides some friendly conversation couldn't hurt.
He pushes the door open, "Anyone in here?"
@agent--shadow
âWhoâs there?â Pheoness remarks, leaning back on her favorite spinney chair
AHSNEICJTNSFIDJDNXJFJXNDNZJCMX I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AAAAAAAH THANK YOU
"Hello, you two must be Agent Pheonix and Agent Pheoness. The name's Agent 13-12... Also known as Agent Phoenix in another dimension." They give a wry smile at that fact. "There are a lot of us running around between dimensions. It's a pleasure to meet you." They held out their hand.
Context here
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@agentpheoness, I hope it's alright to draw them. đ I messed Pheoness' bangs a bit, sorry about that.
I was trying out a new style.
âOkay fine, Pheonix! I admit it!â
Pheoness exclaims, tugging on the sheets of the trailerâs pull up couch nervously. Pheonix raises an eyebrow mischievously. He knows what he talks about, but heâs waited too long not to poke a little fun at her. âIâm sorry. What are you admitting?â He feigned innocence âPHEONIX!â She muttered, her face getting hot. âIâŠmight like ReginaldâŠm-more than platonicallyâŠ.â Pheonix smirked âPlease speak up. I canât hear you!â â OH MY GOODNESS PHEONIX! I. LIKE. REGINALD!â She admits, covering her mouth in shock when she realizes her volume. Pheonix bursts out laughing, the sound adorable and sweet with an hint of sneakiness. âThatâs all I wanted to hear.â Pheonix takes a seat next to her, wrapping his arm around her shoulder âSoooooo when am I gonna plan the wedding?â âWEDDING WHA- PHEONIX! WEâRE PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA DATE! Remember, agency rules and allâŠ.â Pheonix shrugs âGirl, we have almost burned HQ down multiple times. When have we ever listened to the rules?â âNo, Pheonix. You donât understandâŠâ She stands up, pacing back and forth while rubbing her temples. âWhen weâre doing our chaotic stunts, management can only blame US. IfâŠ.my relationship with him is anything more than platonic, it could get him in trouble and probably even fired. I know he loves his job, so Iâm not going to interrupt that because of someâŠstupid emotions.â She put on a fake smile, trying to change the subject âLetâs just get the briefcase to HQ, Iâll drive.â âAwh, no fair! You drove last time!â He pouted âWell, I donât trust you driving! You were 70 miles over the speed limit and laughing like a maniac while you did so!â Pheonix mumbles in frustration from the back seat as Pheoness starts the car.
The van suddenly got darker, even in the front seat. âPheonix, what did I tell you about playing with the lights?!â But all that responded was a strangled series of coughs from him and a weak â-PheonessâŠâ. ThisâŠwasnât the lights. She didnât realize her lungs were filling with smoke. She too starts coughing uncontrollably, trying to find the source of the smoke. It was no use, the smoke was so thick, burning her eyes so she couldnât even see a foot in front of her. Her leg makes contact with an unknown object, making her body slam in the floor and her chin hitting what she thinks was a table. She couldnât tell if it was from the smoke or the fall that made her vision go black.
The next thing she remembered, sheâs in her old office. Each wall and crevice was so familiar, even the desk, which was piled with delicious food and wine. She tried calling out to Pheonix, but there was no response, not even on her earpiece. Thank goodness Reginald was connected âOh, agent. Youâre awake!â She heard his voice through the earpiece âReginald, what happened?! There was a bunch of smoke and-â âOh, agent. Everythingâs fine. You and Pheonix got the briefcase here and thatâs all that mattersâŠâ She looks at the food, desperately wanting to eat it, but has trust issues when it comes to food due to the chocolate cake incident. She carefully took a sip of the wine, making completely sure it wasnât poison before chugging it. Honestly, she really needed that right now. Despite everything, nothing explains what happened in the van and it didnât sit right with her. She looked through some of the drawers, realizing one that couldnât open âOh, no. Thatâs not important, agent.â She raised an eyebrow âReggie, itâs MY desk. Are you feeling okay?â âPerfectly fine. Why?â Pheoness sighs âThereâs something off about you, if somethingâs wrong you can tell me, you know that, right-?â Pheoness says but was rudely interrupted by Reginald âYes, yes, I know agent.â He scoffs in an annoyed tone. Now, she knew something was up. Reginald wouldnât cut her off even if he was pissed. She opens the drawer with a knife that was on the table. In it was a clipboard and a lighter. The clipboard, written in neat red ink, is a checklist, talking about a stage set. âReginald, how did I get here..?â Her eyes narrowed suspiciously at the clipboard. âThe smoke grenade wasnât filled of poison gas so I was able to get you two to the agency.â Her eyes widened as an eerie silence filled the air.
âI didnât mention a smoke grenade.â
She uses her telekinesis to move the once sturdy agency logo on her wall, but now, it was flimsily made of cardboard. âYouâre not telling me something..?â She growls, hiding her overwhelming anxiety. Whatâs wrong with the man she cared for and loved? Did they kidnap him? Torture him to do this? She couldnât imagine Reginald being like thisâŠâŠâŠunlessâŠâŠthis wasnât Reginald. Her muscles tensed in anger at the realization. This safety and security was all just a mere mirage. She grips the lighter tightly, lighting anything she could on fire. To her surprise, there was a camera pointing at her where the agency logo was. Instead of Reginald being shocked or dumbfounded, his voice sounded smug
âLooks like someoneâs connecting the dots.â
âAnd cut! That. Was. Perfect.â Before she knew it, a cage of deadly lasers prevented her escape. âDonât get any ideas, agent. Youâre not going anywhere.â Reginaldâs voice started distorted, mutating into another familiar voice. The one and only John Juniper. The walls of the room started to separate, revealing she was in the middle of a theatrical set. Pheonix was also bound by a laser cage next to her. In a panel above her was the cocky actor, who was wearing the mimic mask. He was staring down at her intently as if she was a mere cockroach. âHey, agents. Not a bad impression of your handler, huh? Thereâs a reason I won all of those awards.â Pheonix stifles a giggle âWhat awards? Most likely to have a temper tantrum?â Even through they were in a terrible situation, they still laughed at Juniper, the person who literally holding them hostage. âHow dare! I do not have temper tantrums!â He retorted âThe little party we crashed proved otherwiseâŠâ Pheoness snickers âSHUT UP! Oh, and for your information Pheeeoness..â he snarled, emphasizing the e in her name. âI did not mean to flirt with you at the party.â He shuddered at the word âflirtâ âEw, thatâs the one time other than the yacht incident that I regret being drunk. You got lucky your little boyfriend was there to save you. This time, you donât have that privilegeâ Her heart sank at the mention of Reginald âWhere is he? HE BETTER BE OKAY!â His tone went back to his familiar smugness âDonât worry, cupcake. All you need to know is that heâs at OUR will nowâŠ..You know, I never got to do a classic villain monologue. And what do I have, but a captive audience!â He then rants about how he joined Zoraxis for the role of a lifetime and his whole typical villain arc. Pheoness loves it when Reginald and Pheonix rants to her, but Juniper doing it gave her the opposite feeling. She tried to use her telekinesis to take a fork to poke his eye, but he the panel he was in was surrounded in glass. He was still pissed at her for trying, though. âI seeâŠyou just wanna skip to the part where you die! Well, fine!â
âLights, camera, aaaaand ACTION!â
I swear this would be Pheoness. That is adorableâ€ïž
Roxana: can you help me with something really quick?
Reginald: sorry, Roxana. No can do. Phoenix never lets anyone touch them but they fell asleep on my shoulder so I'm staying here as long as I can.
Roxana: understandable. I'll see you later.
(hey mod, when you create the animatic of that, please show it to me, i can see him in it)
Dang everyoneâs riding on this animaticđ€©
(Iâm making it rn and you will be tagged:D)
G pho:)
ok gimmickverse let's all do this
I would be oho-h-
@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!
WHO ALLOWED REGINALD TO GET DRUNK!?
JUNIPER WAS IT YOU?!
Agent Phoenix: *half asleep in the karaoke bar*
Reginald: *still in peak party mode and way too drunk to know what time it is* Phoenix it's your turn!
Agent Phoenix: ... Okay hold on. *Picks up the microphone. Turns on the song Tequila and promptly falls asleep before it reaches the word tequila*
I am 100% writing this while I'm sitting in a karaoke bar with friends at 2 am.
Warnings: Blood, gun violence, canonical death, trauma
The smell of hand sanitizer lingered in the air as Pheoness regained her senses. One of her hands gripped at the fabric of the mattress and the sound of slow beeping was muffled in her ears. As her vision became clearer, it was evident where she was. Bad memories flooded her brain, causing her breathing to become unsteady. She wanted to run and hide, but her broken body wouldnât let her. She heard the ERâs rhythmic beeps speeding up as she struggled. âHey, hey, itâs okayâŠthank goodness youâre aliveâŠ.â That soothing voice along with a gentle grip on her hand anchored her to reality. She looked at her hand, which was intertwined into a slightly larger one. âIâm right here, agentâŠ.â She turns her head toward her Handler, just him being there helped her calm down. Though, he seemed less than alright. His hair was a mess and his eyes were bloodshot with small trails running down his cheek. She didnât care anymore that they were âbreaking protocolâ and caressed his hand gently with her thumb, the pad of her finger rubbing against his calloused knuckles. âReginaldâŠW..what happenedâŠ?â He smiled softly when he heard her voice âYou donât remember anything from last night?â He responded. Pheoness clutched her head, groaning. âThe last thing I remember were setting off those mines.â âWell, it was a long day for youâŠIf Iâm being honest, I thought-â his voice slightly falter, cracking slightly until his voice is a small whimper âMe and Pheonix didnât think youâd make it.â This only makes her give his hand a gentle squeeze âHey, Iâm okayâŠjustâŠtell me what happened after..pleaseâŠyou know I love it when you tell storiesâŠâ
Reginaldâs lips slightly curve upwards âAfter you left to meet Phoenix, it wasnât long after the security found out I was from the agency. I came sprinting to the wine cellar and was finally safe with you guys. ButâŠI accidentally led them to you. I didnât mean toâŠIâŠthink that you being here, itâs all my faultâŠ.â She shushes him while he was rambling âI bet whatever happened wasnât your fault..now go onâŠâ she couldnât help it. The smooth sound of his voice, the feel of his skin under hers, maybe affection WAS something she was missing out on all her life. âWellâŠâ Reginald continued âHe found you guys and after they found out the door was locked and barred-â Reginaldâs voice slowly fades as she starts to remember, how could she ever forget.
âJust shoot the agent! A-ARE YOU WEARING MY MASK?!â Juniper shouted through the door. Pheoness realized she kept The Fabricatorâs mask on âOh, THIS?!â She mocked him, dangling the mask and making SURE he could see it âThanks for this and the briefcase, but youâre not getting either of them back.â John Juniper let out a furious grumbled and muttered out âYou know what to doâŠâ Without a moments notice, she saw a laser aimed at Pheonix âPheonix watch out!â She called, but certain he could dodge. Heâs smart enough to see the obvious laser pointed at him âWhat do you mean?â Pheonix asked with a raised eyebrow. She stands corrected. Then she remembered: his eye. He couldnât see out of his left eye due to their tussle with Gibson. Acting on instinct, she shoved Pheonix out of the way, but as she just made contact with him, she heard the loud BANG of the gunshot followed by the agonizing sound of teared flesh. A breathless gasp escaped her as she looked down. Her beautiful dress was now torn at her stomach with blood gushing down the skirt as her body violently met the cold ground. Reginaldâs horrified scream was a deaf ring to her ears, for all she could sense was the pain in her core. She knew if she even moved a little bit, her body would shut down. The only thing other than pain was the feel of Reginaldâs warm tears on the sleeve of her arm âClose the hatch!â She faintly heard Pheonix shout before a loud explosion vibrated the floor she was now motionless on. Her heart was slowly pumping, doing anything to keep on beating. Her vision blurred and for a while, her vision was completely stripped from her, so she had to rely on her hearing to sense what was happening, which was extremely hard because all she heard was shrill cries and shouts and the faint pattering of feet. When her vision finally became somewhat clearer, she could faintly make out Reginaldâs face, the look of despair shimmering in his tear filled eyes, âAâŠagentâŠpleaseâŠeveryone needs youâŠy-you canât leave nowâŠâ she could faintly hear him beg in a broken voice and it forced burning tears into her eyes. Pheonix was also crying, trying to stifle the blood flow from her with no avail. She could hear their sniffles and soft whimpers and thenâŠ
She could hear nothing at all
She saw her dead, bloody body. The lifeless stare in her eyes as her found family clutched her unmoving corpse. âNoâŠNoâŠguys..Iâm not deadâŠIâm right hereâŠIâm coming..â she says, about to touch her body when a firm grip squeezed at her arm âAnd what do you think youâre doing?â A familiar voice called out, she looked behind her to see that familiar, faceless silhouette she saw back at the theater âLeave me alone. I want to see my family again. I donât want them to think I died.â She admitted âAnd how long are you gonna keep doing this?! What happens till these mortals who arenât as lucky as you die as well?!â The figure commanded âListen, I just need a few more tries, the world needs meâŠ.I canât just dieâŠâ the figure lets go of her arm âFine, but you canât keep doing thisâŠone day Iâm bound to obtain you and your mortal friends.â She nodded, hearing one last thing before returning to her mortal body
âJust know you canât keep running from your problems forever, Alyna.â
âAnd thatâs what happened. Pheonix stayed at your side for a long time but he finally went home.â Reginaldâs voice found its way in her mind again as he ended his story. Of course he doesnât know about that last part, and no one could know about it. Not him, not Pheonix. But she did want to tell him about why she was so scared, so she does. Informing him about her past and why she was so distant to him and Pheonix at first. He listened intently to her, hanging onto every word she said.
âI seeâŠyouâre a tough one, yknow that? Stubborn at times, but tough.â He said when she finished, resting his head against their intertwined hands. âIâm justâŠglad youâre okayâŠâ
âAnd Iâm glad youâre here, mi grĂča.â
Reginald melted at the nickname, letting out a soft sigh. The pet names were definitely new, but not unwanted
âMi Precioso FĂ©nix..â
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(PFT POOR REGGIEđ€Ł)
Reginald: How in the name of the agency would I ever betray you?! I was literally crying my eyes out when you almost died THREE TIMES AGENT!!!!
Agent Phoenix: as you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. And we've established this.
Reginald: where am I on the list?
Agent Phoenix: well, I can't tell you that because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.
âYa took a sip of alcohol and got drunk.â
She says indifferently
âRemember anything?â
Kai is wandering around the place, probably lost again, and finds an office with a door slightly open. He stops for a moment, considering just going about his day, but (being the slightly nosy person he is) decides some friendly conversation couldn't hurt.
He pushes the door open, "Anyone in here?"
@agent--shadow
âWhoâs there?â Pheoness remarks, leaning back on her favorite spinney chair
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