Okay I Know It’s A Sleepover… But Where The Hell Is Everyone Gonna Sleep? There’s WAY Too Many

I'm actually living for the small "Anzu has a crush on Felix" content. I don't ship them, I have shipped Osix since I was 12 and I will die by that ship but it's just so funny. I don't know if there will end up being any actual merit to this headcanon in IM but like it the scenes with Anzu meeting Felix is so idk how to explain it other than gay tension on Anzu's part. Like Anzu is a very cunning man sure but like all that flattery for what? He did not need to do all that. Anyway I love one-sided Anzu x Felix (Anlix? Felzu?) and it's potential for jealous Oswald and an absolutely disgusted Holly and Bendy. I really hope that this will be a canon thing but I'm not holding my breath for that since Felix and Anzu have only met once.

I like to think Holly would be a little instigator of Oswald's jealously and Oswald himself is in denial of his own jealousy. Bendy will pick Oswald being his step dad over Anzu in a heartbeat. I think he'd be suspicious of Anzu and cling to Felix whenever Anzu tries to talk to him. I think it's even funnier if Felix is clueless about Anzu's affections and thinks he just wants to use him for something but is curious so will humour him just a little bit.

wait now i’m rethinking if i am wrong about this - is that not what Anzu took out of Felix , the speck????

Oswald after seeing one if his beloved family members dying again

Oswald has absolutely no shame when it comes to touching Felix—whether it's something sweet and innocent or something that makes Felix wish the ground would swallow him whole. In public, Oswald is glued to him, casually draping himself over Felix or standing way too close. The worst part is that he has a habit of leaning in and whispering things that are definitely not appropriate for public settings, things that make Felix freeze and go red all the way to the tips of his ears while Oswald just chuckles. As if that wasn’t enough, whenever they’re standing, Oswald’s hand somehow always finds its way into Felix’s back pocket, holding onto him like he owns him. Felix constantly has to re-adjust Oswald’s hands because they have a bad habit of starting at his shoulders and slowly wandering lower, too low for Felix’s comfort in public.

But in private, Felix is doomed. Oswald doesn’t just touch him, he worships him. His hands are always massaging Felix’s body under his clothes, kneading at his muscles with slow, deliberate pressure, making sure Felix feels everything. And when they’re sitting, Felix knows exactly where Oswald’s hands are going, right to his inner thighs, lazily rubbing small circles as if it’s the most natural thing in the world. It doesn’t matter how many times Felix tries to scold him, Felix barely stands a chance. Oswald loves running his hands along Felix’s waist, tugging him close without warning, whispering things in his ear that definitely aren’t meant for polite company. And he lives for Felix’s flustered reactions, the way his ears twitch, the way he stammers, the way he tries (and fails) to act unfazed. It doesn’t matter how many times it happens, Felix never gets used to it, and Oswald knows it. That smug grin of his, it only gets bigger the more flustered Felix gets.

I want Felix to get hurt so Oswald could relive through his trauma.

In what language does Felix think in???????

Felix and Bendy get matching tattoos. Argue with me. I dare you.

Yes!! of course you can :)

Bendy and Holly become each others valentines since they think Cuphead and Alice won’t be and they end up going on a romantic dinner date “ as friends “ to make it up . They end up enjoying the date so much they end up making it a tradition to go to a nice dinner once every week. And with each date the more physical contact they make ; starting with hand holding to Bendy’s hand on Holly’s thigh.

Until one night Alice and Cuphead ended up going on a date to the same restaurant to spy on them and see Bendy and Holly share a kiss when they finally confront them about their relationship all for them to say “ oh no we’re just really close friends who give each other physical affection due to our love within our friendship!”

Cue Cuphead and Alice confused jealous noises.

I will continue to think this way to avoid my broken heart

Crazy theory but goofy didn’t actually die

Someone/thing took him and made it look like he was dying from the ink illness

oops my bad🗿

Oswald after seeing one if his beloved family members dying again