Just Got Done Telling My Partner About How I Had To Traverse Fields Of Black Ice In Order To Get My Amazon

Just got done telling my partner about how I had to traverse fields of black ice in order to get my Amazon package and they gave me literally one of the best sentences I've ever heard them say

"Oh my partner you have survived war and come back to me sexy"

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5 years ago

HI! I'm Alyx and I'm a writer on AO3! My user is Alyx_Aizawa and I write BNHA fics!


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3 years ago

Writing Prompt:

In a world where what gods you believe in decide your afterlife, you, an atheist, end up stuck in limbo while multiple gods try to win you over.


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3 years ago

PETITION TO CALL BILLZO AND RANBOO THE SHADESDUO CUZ THEY WEAR SUNGLASSES AND THROW SHADE 😎


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3 years ago

Why does it feel like I've crawled out of a cave when all I've been doing for the last hour is going down a fanart rabbit hole?

3 years ago

How would yall describe the gender vibes Ranboo gives off? The most I can describe it is "a gender vibe" like aksjaksjs

I wish to one day achieve that level of gender but I'm pretty sure it's just a Ranbooâ„¢ thing


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3 years ago

Said it while reading a fic, now it will be my first shitpost.

Said It While Reading A Fic, Now It Will Be My First Shitpost.

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1 year ago

I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

Terms of Service | Discord
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Read about Discord's Terms of Service

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to arbitration-opt-out@discord.com within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

3 years ago

Here's my fic inspired by this post! Enjoy!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33244021

Sometimes A Comic Can Be An Undefined Au With Your Favorite Characters And 5 Lines Of Dialogue You Think
Sometimes A Comic Can Be An Undefined Au With Your Favorite Characters And 5 Lines Of Dialogue You Think
Sometimes A Comic Can Be An Undefined Au With Your Favorite Characters And 5 Lines Of Dialogue You Think
Sometimes A Comic Can Be An Undefined Au With Your Favorite Characters And 5 Lines Of Dialogue You Think
Sometimes A Comic Can Be An Undefined Au With Your Favorite Characters And 5 Lines Of Dialogue You Think

sometimes a comic can be an undefined au with your favorite characters and 5 lines of dialogue you think are funny at 2am


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4 years ago
I'm Posting This Because Some People On Discord Wanted To Reblog It. Kirby Teba. Enough Said.

I'm posting this because some people on discord wanted to reblog it. Kirby Teba. Enough said.


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4 years ago
Drew This For A Server I Am In. They Love Revalink XD

Drew this for a server I am in. They love Revalink XD


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