I OFTEN TRY THAT BEFORE... 🥴 ...

" SEE ‼️I TOLD YOU !! He does anything I SAY !! "

" .... oh .... my .... ANYTHING YOU SAY? "

" ... ANYTHING ANY FEMALE SAYS. Have a go... "

😈💭 hmmm...

AFTER (😱🤯) 3 YEARS ⁉️

🤔💭 hmmm, 6 - 2 = 4 inches lost in 3 years, which means, if I was locked up for a 3 year stretch, and a strict prison regime of 24/7 solitary confinement in a tiny cell, without being allowed out to the exercise yard, (😱) I'd come out with a .... a ..... a ....

😬🫢🤫😉

Your female bestie, housemate ( and unrequited love AND hopefully secret crush ) has a problem with the stairs EVERY time she gets home as it's getting daylight, and EVERY time she shouts out until you've been woken up, struggled to get her uncooperative body upstairs and dumped on her bed, and never any word of thanks. Whilst you've been in YOUR bed all night thinking about her..😞😮‍💨 🥴 But, 🥵😳🥵😳🥵 you don't complain 😁

Same colour hair as well.

😒🫤... looks a bit like me as well... 🫢🤫

Reblog with which Princess you're coming as Girlies🩷🩷🩷

...been there...

(😒 💭 sigh)

...back there...

🥴... I'll have to do something about this little bulge I've NOW got in my pants... 😏💭 Which picture of her ( fully clothed ... teasing glimpse of her cleavage in the one I use most ) shall I get up on my phone to look at this time 🤳 ?

I'm pathetic... I know... 😉😁

Nnnnnggghhhh 💦🤤

" SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING THEN... NO? IT'S OK IF YOU WERE. I'M LISTENING.. I'M SURE I WON'T MIND.. HMM? "

....😬....😞....🤐....

😬

Oh my days.....

FUCK HER? NO CHANCE!!

...oh, might've got the wrong end of the stick then .. if it's ' WOULD I ...

... LIKE TO ...

... FUCK HER?

🥴 well, yes

😞 won't hold my breath with my track record

😮‍💨 why d... 😫 aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAA🤯AAAAAAAA

IT'S 😭😭 NOT 😭😭 FAIR

Perfect is a VERY SUBJECTIVE WORD, entirely an OPINION ONLY when used by someone to describe appearances. ESPECIALLY (‼️) when used for how another person's appearance should be thought of. I know it's impossible for some people to understand why others are so turned on about looks that don't do it for them... BUT.... COME ON...

🥵NOT PERFECT ?????????

🙏🍑🙏😵‍💫nngh🍑🙏🫨🙏

...💧🤏🤤

😉

Not perfect but 100% natural

🙄💭I think I can see some left on the top shelf, but might be a bit too high for me....🙂 " OH, YES I DO ACTUALLY NEED HELP, THAT'S VERY KIND FOR YOU TO OFFER... yes I can't really reach the top... "

.... five minutes later ....

🥵😵‍💫🍑👅👀🐩 " ... How about the next one along? Hmmm not sure, what about the nnnNN(🫢😬GHH💦....🤤....😶😖😞)ext one err, Yes I'm fine, sorry I've just realised I didn't bring my card... bye.. " 😩

Walmart employee