Lets Hear It For The Lesbians Woo

magnus is the only primarch who has slept with baseline humans. he’d shapeshift down to regular size, switch to the appropriate genitalia, and go to town. sounds great, right? wrong. imagine getting your back blown out, but then you hear scratching noises in the background. you look over and there’s a floating notepad with a frantically scribbling pen. motherfucker is TAKING NOTES.

Amo la cara de Jack, está tipo "Papi ¿Cómo te explico?" 😭🫵 Y que lindo Hiccy, mírenlo, compartiendo desinformación como un campeón🥺🥺

Hiccup is very sure of his flat earth explanations, never mind Jack who can literally fly and see the earth is round. The first time Hiccup gave him the ick 😭

Friendly reminder that, especially when dealing with chaotic breeds, they need to be tamed.

If they sense you're not good or strong enough to care for them, they will try to be in charge and will show clear signs of dominance over you.

I know it can be difficult, but it's for their sake.

Here's a little example.

Don't worry, the baby is fine. No pets were harmed in the making of this video.

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

friendship is magica

Please, please make this with Hiccstrid

Made me giggle

Venezuelan Miku!!

Delicious and dragons

pick a princess