AU I Thought Of That Is Very Significant To My Mental Health.

it all started with them and ended with them

We finish this together.

Hiccup in a Modern au accidentally dressing a bit racey at times. Mostly because he has 0 comprehension of his physical appearance at any given time (got that "I grew up being called ugly" trauma).

So he always ends up in tight shirts, crop tops, tiny shorts-

Yes all the riders (+Dagur and Viggo ofc) appreciate it but are eternally confused by how Hiccup keeps doing this accidentally

Omg, I love it. I want to see Hiccup in those outfits so badly now!

goddess of the web madoka

I know it’s usually done for convenience, but I don’t really like when robot characters just come pre-equipped with genitals and a completely normal sex drive. It raises too many questions for me. Who designed it and why? Who pulled all nighters ripping their hair out trying to debug the horny subroutines? How much did this add to the development cost? And like, I guess ‘factory made sex bot’ provides very sensible explanations for all of this, but that whole trope isn’t very appealing to me personally

I am, however, a big fan of robots who are like “oh the pussy? yeah I built this myself because I thought it’d be a cool engineering challenge. The base is just a fleshlight in my favorite color but I souped it up with a bunch of upgrades and LEDs. Some of the parts are technically illegal in the EU but who’s checking? Cool huh? It’s mostly done, I’m pretty much just experimenting and optimizing now. Making room for it did significantly decrease the structural stability of my pelvis but it’s so worth it”

or “yeah I want to have sex bc I want to experience intimacy of some sort and it sounds fun, but I don’t really wanna start cutting or welding to make that happen, so I just have this xbox controller I plug in and if you mash the buttons right I’ll come. It’s pretty convenient really. Wanna play mario kart”

or “look, I don’t have the time to explain the metaphorical and physical crossed wires and psychological mess of reward pathways that make this work for me, but if you immobilize me and reach all the way in there and gently loosen that wire until it starts sparking I am going to bust a metaphorical and physical nut”

or “horny? eh, I wouldn’t call it that. I just really like watching this one technician squirm and the strap-on is the easiest way to do it and keep them coming back”

get at least a little weird with it is what I’m saying!!!!! they would not be normal

Im going insane. I made this before act 3, AND NOW IM SOBBING

All AU pages!!

Tu te masturbas. Yo me masturbo. Ustedes se masturban. Todos nos masturbamos UwU

Campaña "Yo me masturbo" [Reblog] si lo haces y no tienes miedo ni vergüenza al asumirlo

Porque es absolutamente normal (y rico) y no tiene nada de sucio o inmoral, porque tanto hombres como mujeres lo hacen, porque es parte de la sexualidad plena y de autoconocimiento corporal legítimo. No tiene nada de malo reconocerlo :)

Magical girl-themed generators I found

These can help you brainstorm ideas for your magical girl OCs!

Magical Girl Team Generator

Magical Girl Weapon Creator

Magical Girl Generator (1)

Magical Girl Generator (2)

Magical Girl Generator (3)

PMMM Magical Girl Generator

Magical Knight Generator (basically a Magical Boy generator)

Anime Power Generator (get those crazy attack names!)

Magical Girl Title Generator

Magical Knight Title Generator

Fantasy Name Generators (not a specific generator but has hundreds of them that can easily be used to think of names, weapons, etc for your magical girl as well as location names and the like)

Magical Guardian Element Generator

Fantastic Weapon Generator

Puella Magi Generator

Magical Girl Series Prompt

Magical Girl Generator (4)

PMMM Witch Creator

Magical Girl Outfit Generator

Magical Girl Raising Project OC Creator

Precure Maker

Magical Girl Team Generator (2)

Feel free to add your own!

EDIT 7/15/2023: Just added a bunch more!

Disney princess behavior 🥰🥰

Tfw you hear whispers and giggling coming from your son’s room at 4am and you check it out and find this (it’s dnd night):