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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEON JUNGKOOK!! 💕💕

(And guys, I realize that it’s still just the 30th here in America but in South Korea it’s almost the 1st… So yeah, it’s a little bitty bit early lol)

Me: *sad*

Me: *looks on otp tag*

Me: much better

This is several months old now, hah. @buckingrabbit‘s birthday gift, for once not involving any donuts.

⇢ favorite chat noir / adrien agreste faces

20 Ways to Annoy Min Yoongi

1. Dye his hair in glitter whilst he sleeps. 

2. Make a scene where you announce he’s proposed to you and you’re going to get married in a bouncy castle. 

3. Mimick his bluntness: 

You: “I have a question.”

Yoongi: “What now?”

You: When was the last time you had sex? 

4. Make fun of him during his photo shoots by chanting “I AM THE CULT OF YOONGI. MY EMOTIONS DEVALUE YOURS. “

5. Whilst he’s sitting down, sit behind him and pull his lips into a smile.

6. Tell him Namjoon raps better. (Can you see the hypothetical beef in this situation below)

7.  Hide all his beanies.

8. Call him at 3am until he picks up, speak out Taylor Swift lyrics to him. 

“Yoongi?”

“What is it, brat?”

“I knew you were trouble when you walked in. 

Shame on me now. 

Took me to places I’ve never been

And now I’m lying on the cold hard ground.” 

__________ Phone call ends. 

9. Wake him up at 5am with an air horn. 

“RISE AND SHINE YOOONGSTAAA-”

Yoongi: “You have 5 seconds to tell me why you don’t want to die yet”. 

10. Whilst he’s minding his own business eating lunch, shoot a gummyball at the back of his head with a slingshot. 

11. Put a how to guide on expressing your emotions wrapped in a glittery box under his pillow. 

12. Suddenly collapse down onto the floor and start coughing erratically. As he makes his way over to you convinced somethings wrong, reach out to him with your hand. 

“What is it, b-brat?”

“B- B-”

“Bultaoreune”.

13. When he’s sitting still quietly, checking out the girl in front of him yell out ‘OH SHE’S THE GIRL YOU WANNA MANI MANI MANI WITH HUH…WINK WINK YOONGSTAAA”. 

14. Hack into his phone and send Yoonjin kink fics to Jin .

Jin: Oh shit. 

15. Hit him with a basketball off guard, when he doesn’t catch it say “pfft, basketball player my ass”. 

16. Climb up and cling on to his back.

17. When he’s composing/writing lyrics- casually turn up and tell him about your last visit to the dentist. 

18. Post a picture of a slug on BTS’ SNS captioned #MINYOONGISAYSHI

19. Envelope him in random hugs. 

20. Run, because to be honest, if you annoy Min Yoongi anything like the above you’re halfway to being a corpse.

AN: I figured I would have to go to the extreme of extremes for Yoongi because he doesn’t seem like someone that would get annoyed if you pinch him in general, he’d just do something to piss you off/ scare you in return with a death glare. You would have to be very touchy feely with Yoongi, hence so many cute clingy moments. 

br e athE

I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH WHO MADE THIS (original owner: Luna Rose on youtube)

Please Mr.Stark

Imagine: Peter trying to convince your father Tony to let him date you…..

“No! You cannot date my daughter, she is off limits and she is mine! I strictly told her to not date any superheroes including Captain Rogers, it’s too dangerous” Tony argued with Peter in his small Queens apartment

“But Mr.Stark, I love her. I never felt this way before” Peter fired back

Tony got up from the single bed and moved towards the door

“Sorry kid, there is no way i letting you get to my little girl”

Tony placed his hand on the door handle readying to open it, until Peter aimed and shot a web, sticking Tony’ hand in place

“Sorry Mr.Stark I can’t let that happen. I can’t stay away from her. Just give me a chance, I swear I’ll protect her, I promise” Peter begged

Tony looked at the boy who starred back at him with big brown puppy dog eyes and sighed.

“Okay kid, one chance and thats it. You hurt her in anyway, shape or form, I’ll kick your ass with my iron boot, you got that?”

Peter smiled from ear to ear

“Yes Mr.Stark. Thank you, I won’t let you down.”

Tony was still stuck to the door knob and sighed in annoyance 

“Get me out of this”

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Yoongi: You know, for a guy who's an expert at street dance, you can't dance that well.

Hoseok: Did it hurt?

Hoseok: When you fell from Heaven?

Yoongi: I swear to God-

Hoseok: Because if it did, then good, you motherfucking fallen ass angel. Only you and Lucifer are capable of stooping so low-

Yoongi: Hoseok, calm d-

Hoseok, muttering under his breath: Good-for-nothing piece of shit. Always complaining about crap smh. Agust D-isgraceful.

Yoongi: For the love of God, I was jok-

Hoseok: DON'T TALK TO ME, MY UNLIMITED SUNSHINE OR MY 3000 DANCE MOVES EVER AGAIN!