I Am Doing None Of These Things, Ended Up Watching Tos While Restoring Haunted Antique Clown Dolls

Kirk + Red pants

went to hallmark today and bought this ornament for my christmas tree

when you press the button they have an EXTREMELY long conversation about feelings

him fumbling T'pring and being so flippant about it was all the proof I needed to know he was gay

No offense to Spock but if my WIFE was T'pring I wouldn't have fumbled her that badly, I would be fucking LOCKED in dude. We would've gotten married right after she proposed, we're having a shotgun wedding, I'm quiting starfleet to follow my beautiful wife T'pring back to Vulcan, I'll be her perfect husband. I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll even tolerate her shit ass mother, I'll never show any emotions. C'mon T'pring marry me instead, fuck that loser Spock.

i dunno how common this knowledge is but i feel like more people should know abt it

RAAAGH HES SO PRETTY

i wonder how his new vagina is healing

oh my god

i want you guys to know that irl i am him

fucking losing my mind over the pics from the shoot with the hot pink pants rn like why have i never seen those

I

LIKE

BIG BOYS

ITTY BITTY BOYS

MISSISSIPPI BOYS

INNER CITY BOYS

I LIKE THE PRETTY BOYS WITH THE BOW TIE

GET YOUR NAILS DID

LET IT BLOW DRY

I LIKE A BIG BEARD

I LIKE A CLEAN FACE

I DON'T DISCRIMINATE COME AND GET A TASTE FROM THE PLAY BOYS

TO THE GAY BOYS

GO AND SLAY BOYS

YOU MY FAV BOY

(inspiration)

hes 2 apples tall

🔮Fall out boy pics page / facebook

I wish the fanfic in my head was good but its all just obnoxious self insert where I do nothing wrong ever and am practically perfect in every way

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this