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THE BATTLE OF THE SAUSESSSS

what if I said u were the awesomest of sauce

what then

:O

you would be jailed for one william years and proved wrong

for YOU are the one who AWESOME SAUCES

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

just saw a tweet that said ‘my mama didn’t raise no bitch, and even if she did, it’s my brother.’ and if that’s not mira and brennan i don’t know what is.

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

Liam Mairi

Xaden, lying next to a sleeping Violet: Nice. Violet: *snuggles closer, still sleeping* Xaden, tearing up: NICE.

REBLOG

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

@ifitmakestlyoushush

Same it toke FOREVER

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

@ifitmakestlyoushush

Same it toke FOREVER

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

Slay

Sketch of the gayboys... I can't beleive that they made gay people....

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books

Violet: I'm kind of seeing someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is because you won't like it. Mira: Just rip the bandaid off. Violet: Xaden. Mira: Put the bandaid right back on.

There is agreeing to the gay confession.

There is recording the gay confession on your phone.

There is rewatching the gay confession once after recording it.

There is REWATCHING THE GAY CONFESSION RECORDED ON YOUR PHONE YEARS AFTER IT AIRED!!!!!!

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time

shrek is speaking FACTS

Tairn: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Sgaeyl: My love.

Violet: A grumpy old teddy bear.

Andarna: A secret cinnamon roll.

Tairn:

Tairn: … Enough of this blasphemy!

Aaric, who can see the future: "She'd make a great politician, or a general maybe? Definitely nobility."

Xaden, who can read intentions: "With that speech? At least a duchess."

FOR REAL THO LOL

“She read paperbacks too, one after the next like she was chain-smoking—romance, science fiction, old pulp fantasy. All she wanted to do was sit, unbothered in a circle of lamplight, and live someone else’s life.”

―Hell Bent by Leigh Bardugo

*bows*🙇‍♀️

"blue ody" this. "red ody" that.

@neal-illustrator you have an agenda and i'm following through with it.

Garrick: Have you ever won an argument with Violet? Xaden: We never argue. She unties her hair and I shut up.

Haven’t drawn ole’ Seaweed Brain in a while 🫶

YES

what if we just took owen cooper from adolescence and cast him as nico di angelo?

I MEAN LOOK AT HIM

all he needs is accent training and an aviator jacket and he'd be perfect

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

jude and cardan sketch before sleep time

Chat, I did a thing

Xaden, distraught: I didn't tell her to follow me! She just did!

Violet: You know, in his defense, he did specifically ask me to stay put.

Tairn, to Xaden: You honestly thought that “request” would stop her? You underestimate the power of her loyalty… now I just feel sorry for Sgaeyl having to deal with your daily bouts of idiocy.

Brennan, sighing & rolling his eyes while applying balm to Violet’s many wounds: Xaden, even the rock she tripped on said it's your fault.

Andarna: Hey, that “rock” was me!

Violet: Yeah, cause you rock!

Andarna: … How hard did she hit her head?

Tairn: And who’s great idea of camouflage around our accident-prone rider caused that?!

I’m handling this very calmly actually