I Still Want To Write The Fic Where An Outsider Has All These Preconceptions About What The Force Is

if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

Fuck it, Urbanism hot take night, none of you bitches actually know what gentrification is

oh sweet xavier. getting the good ol’ steve harrington treatment. worst most hatable character ever to loveable pathetic loser in a matter of episodes

Rex: Whose lost child is this

I watched spider man no way home today and honestly it was incredible. Go watch it now. It's my new favourite MCU movie and is honestly the best one yet. You will not be disappointed.

Every show and film and book I grew up with presented the military as a place where you’d find yourself. The military could be good, could be bad, and all that “glory” stuff was clearly nonsense… but shared trials made you stronger and forged ride-or-die buddies for life. And hey, it’d pay for college.

Then I joined. It didn’t work out. Every day ranged from tedious to toxic, even when we did genuine good. I made one short-term friend in four years.

I still loved those stories, but none of them were ever about the guy who joins up and doesn’t find himself and never belongs—so I wrote it.

Poor Man’s Fight is a rockin’ space opera built on shattered dreams, student debt, and space pirates. Lots of space pirates. It’s funny, it’s sober, and you’ll want to hug Tanner Malone even when he’s covered in blood. The real enemies are always capitalism and toxic masculinity.

And then comes the war with the corporations that built this whole dystopia, because the enemy is still capitalism, even for the aliens.

On a brighter note, Tanner does make it out of the military and into college, becoming the Deadliest Unpaid Intern in the Galaxy… and the Resident Advisor for a freshman dorm full of chaos goblins.

(Cover art by Lee Moyer, Julie Dillon, Dan Watson, and Brittany Torres, for which I’m forever grateful.)

If you’ve made it this far, hopefully you’re looking for where to pick this up. They’re all available on ebook and Kindle Unlimited, and everything from Poor Man’s Fight to Last Man Out is also in paperback and audio.

And bonus: they’re cheap!

Just revisiting these guys as my day job is wildly busy atm and I have no time for personal art. Definitely want to do more of the ATLA AU in future!

Talk to me about your SW ATLA headcanons~

i hate when other people are funnier than me.

anyways i've been obsessed with @symeona 's latest piece and so i tried mixing the colour palette/design with my style!

reblogs appreciated!

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