YOU CAN DO THAT????

“booktok girlies” are so funny to me.

“here are the top five NASTIEST books i’ve read this month 🌶️🥵”

and it’s like not even smut, its just some basic fast burn cringey “her emerald green orbs”, “men writing women”, “im in love with the enemy” basic shit, with like a sex scene that lasts way too long

like get your ass on Ao3 😭

the shit ive— not even read, just heard about is insane “rape/non-con” WHAT? EXCUSE ME WHY IS THAT A TAG WHO IS READING THAT????

but wattpad’s pretty crazy too, glad I’ve left that phase FAR behind me… eugh *shivers*

but seriously go on fucking Ao3, theres fucking fics with a million words on there

like go fucking read a billford fic and come back to me.

not even bro, just a fic w/ bill innit is enough— A FIC FROM THE GF FANDOM IS ENOUGH

*COUGH, DIPPER GOES TO TACO BELL, COUGH COUGH*

like go read a fandom fic, pick a fandom, any fandom! (please dont ask for suggestions, i’m traumatised)

@the-tiniest-demigod working on the drawing you requested *big evil silly grinch smile*

this is just the rough-rough sketch after i doodled the idea on paper, originally bill was gonna be looking at him and grinning at him, and a little bit of his face would be non-pyrite-ified so he could see bill mocking him

actually that sounds way better than it did in my head thats what im doing

ford gets worms after winning a bet & bill has to take some drastic measures

Really can't get over the CAN WE TALK? stickynotes. And I mean I think part of it really kinda clicked when I've seen some fanart about it. We really see in TBOB that Ford after beginning to hear voices slipping through the cracks and questions Bill, to learn what Bill really intended, ENTIRELY shuts down his communication with Bill. And you see Bill when he gets questioned in that moment responds with a heavily implied dialogue along the lines of "haha, yeah I tricked you, I'm here to overtake your dimension". But Bill still expects Ford to respond to him in some way, and it's very clear that Bill is shocked when Ford REFUSES to talk to him. And what's interesting is Bill doesn't just IMMEDIATELY begin with threats; he actually leaves stickynotes first, before Bill realizes he's FUCKED UP big time and gets really nasty. There's something pleading with the CAN WE TALK? sticky note. There's a point where Bill does realize he's not getting what he expected, that he's missing Ford, and that he's willing to possibly even smooth some things over, explain things better (maybe even the part that the nightmare dimension is unraveling perhaps) or persuade Ford into Bill's plans. But Ford refuses, and it's already too late for Bill because just like with Stan, Ford feels betrayed and when Ford feels betrayed he'll mercilessly cut the person out of his life. Ford deeply, deeply holds hurt and betrayal and as a result he has zero desire to speak with Bill again (and also uhhh big red flag to take over the world, so also. Yeah).

And it's interesting because it's a slower ramp up until Bill is desperate and threatens, uses violence, because that's what he's always used when it comes down to it, and an ultimatum is given. It wasn't just threats out of the gate; Bill DID try to speak to Ford (btw this is not me being like Ford should have spoken to Bill and it would be magically healthy, cause no matter how you slice it it's just a toxic mess tbh). Threats out of the gate would have been faster; there's over three weeks in the timeline, before Ford goes through the portal (althought we don't get too much context around exactly when everything occurs). That's a lot of time! But Bill didn't threaten Ford immediately. And I think part of that reason is because Bill expected Ford to speak to him, expected their relationship or at least their project to mean enough to Ford that Ford would speak to him and then continue their work, once his anger cooled off. And I think also part of it is because Bill cared about Ford, not that he'd admit it in the moment; but he'd rather Ford willingly be alongside him, then have to force him through threats to do the work on the portal. You see that, even after Ford spends 30 years trying to kill him and nearly even does, when he offers him during wierdmageddon to be a henchmaniac. Bill cares about Ford, wants Ford beside him. But then Ford continues to refuse to engage with him at all, and Bill realizes he's lost Ford, and progressively gets more desperate and angrier as he's still refused, and falls into the violence he usually uses, to get Ford to cooperate.

Anyhow it's one of those things that you wonder what would've happened if they DID speak, but that would ultimately be defying a big part of who Ford is... So in a way it's a juicy juicy tidbit to chew on, the implications beyond the writing on the sticky note.

BAHAHAHA LMAOOO IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING FUNNY THIS IS

(eensy weensy text under the cut)

“can't comprehend the simple fucking concept that are beundaries. It's not that fucking hard to stop when im bawling my eyes out. I genuirely don't understand what's so diffisalt is wrap argund your thick fucking skull, when i say "I’d rather jump off a cliff than do that” THAT POESN'T MEAN TO TRY AND FUCKING COMPROMISE A SOLITION WHERE YOU STILL GET WHAT YOU WANT YOU FUCKING R&#@$%ED MANIPULATIVE BASTARD. FOR AN OMNIESSENT ALL KNOWING BEING YOU SURE ARE REALLY FUCKING STUPID. BILL I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A GLASS DICK I SWEAR TO GOD. I'M GOING TO SEND YOU SO FAR INTO HELL WHERE NOT EVEN YOR PARENTS CAN SAVE YOU. YOU OBTUSE SON OF A BITCH.”

not actually going to properly finish this but here’s a Frontier Psychiatrist music video redraw using a full grown triangle with bricks and angles

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

EW WHAT. WTF. CHAT. GUYSSS…. WHAT. WHA WHAT DYM IVE HAD THIS ACCOUNT FOR A YEAR NO I HAVENT EWW

…and again…

WTF??? NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS REAL LMAO

BRO IM SO BUSY I HAVE SHIT TO DO WHY’RE YOU MAKING ME DROP EVERY TO WATCH THIS 😭

I'm gonna throw up