Just A Normal Thursday

im so underpilled. deltapilled

Mb.... I forgot abt tumblr for abit

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STIIINK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

I LOVE YOU IIIIINK HEHEHEHE

alt under cut! :D

You know those anime meta posts along the lines of “I was born with pink hair. The doctors told my parents I was a Main Character and ever since my life has not known peace from demons/spirits/sports competitions/harems who find me”

Well I see that, and I raise you this:

An anime boy whose appearance is, by absolutely anyone’s account, completely and utterly average. Mundane hair. Mundane eyes. Not even glasses to set him the tiniest bit apart. A simple, unmemorable, unrecognizable civilian among a backdrop of millions.

And he has a lot of passions, and a lot of ambitions, which he hones every chance he gets. He’s dabbled in sports and archery and cooking and just about anything you could wrap a competition around. And he’s competed in many of these. Every chance he gets. With all of his passion and all of his might.

He’s crushed by the competition every single time.

Until one day–one day something clicks for him. Something that should have seemed obvious from the start and yet never was–as though everyone, including himself, was unwittingly blind to it. It clicks, when he realizes every kid who’s beaten him in competition, every kid who’s gone on to fame and glory and acclaim, has been some candy-haired gel-spiked ridiculously-dressed fucker. 

There’s some trend there that this Main Character boy can’t explain and can’t understand but he decides, this one time, fuck it. He’ll play along too. He’s got a model train competition in four days, and he’s got nothing more to lose. He hits up the department store, buys the pinkest, noxious-est, fruitiest hair dye he can find, the spikiest hair gel available, and the gaudiest clothes on the thrift rack. He enters the model train competition looking like a bubble gum gijinka.

And he wins.

Suddenly, the other candy-haired contestants notice him. They talk to him. They pledge rivalries. Girls notice him. Judges applaud him. Acclaimed model train aficionados offer him internships across the world. He’s hit on something. 

The main cast expands to cover just about every candy-hair cliche in the book: from the mostly-normal-looking demure school girl with the blue hair to the Naruto-est, yelling-est boy with the red-and-green spiked hair. The cool megane senpais, the purple haired tsunderes, suddenly everyone is interested in him. They’re prodigies and upstarts and underdogs and they truly believe that this main character boy is one of them.

So the main character boy maintains his ruse. He touches up his roots at dawn every morning and carefully attends to his gelled spikes and tells absolutely no one about this great, uncanny, unfathomable secret he’s stumbled upon. He wins his competitions left and right. He racks up the acclaim. He’s hailed as a prodigy of all trades, just now bursting onto the scene, and boils to the top of all his candy-haired peers.

He’s rising up, his every dream within his grasp. Until one day he gets a note under his door, taped to an old picture of his Normal Boring self from middle school, that says “You don’t belong”

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM 💖 /pos

Blueberror?? Angst?! Me!?! I would never.. hehe

Anyway the text of it is all below if you need :)

* [ this is useless ]

* [ he just… left ]

* [ we made so much progress ]

* [ filthy glitch- should’ve killed it. ]

* [ what am i thinking? ] [ hurt.. him? ] [ what’s happening to me? ]

* [ i just wanted… ] [ to be error’s friend ]

i just wanted to help

* [ i just want to help ]

every single member of the pines family EXCEPT dipper would date a lovecraftian monster.

Ford is self explanatory

Stan would, so long as they laughed at his jokes and were sufficiently attractive. A hard ask either way.

Mabel just likes going on dates for fun! She’s just a girl! If a cute eldrich horror asks her out, who is she to say no.

Soos dated a video game.

This drives dipper insane.

spent 2 hours on this

A close call