Some Of These Pictures Are Of Lava Rock, And Others Are Of Smokers’ Lungs—can You Tell Us How Many

no one:

people on ao3: heres the nastiest shit youve ever fucking seen. the tags and description are in excruciating and disturbing detail as well,

This is one of the best things ever created. The original vid is great too

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

wolfrun deserves another anime

@ disney y’all were supposed to make him old and ugly!!! i am NOT going to be able to sit in that theater for two and a half hours and hear this jafar talking to that dumbass parrot and say shit like “oh i love how your nasty little mind works” because ill have to get up and leave im not gonna be able to do it

Spittin straight facts

Me every time Polnareff is on screen: “He’s got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packing some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol tonhongerekoogers. The biggest bonkhonagahoogs. Humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous.”

whoever modeled/animated miku’s dance moves has my undying respect

Hi Disney, pls hire me to make a Gargoyles reboot, I accept pizza payments.

Petition to call Soilder x Demoman "Bomb Pop"