Today, We Will Be Talking About Shadow The Hedgehog And His Smaller-than-a-walnut Penis

Where's Enter the Florpus?

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me when porn bots follow me

God I fucking love Polnareff. Everytime I see his fucking huge bara tiddies my day gets brighter and my crops flourish. It is a fucking crime to make a character this perfect. I wish he was real. I wish he was real so fucking much. Araki why do you hurt me so? His thicc pecs and ass make me want to nut. I would give him absolutely anything for him to call me "ma cherie". It is my ultimate fantasy for me and him to live a peaceful life in the french countryside. His hair looks like an 80's disaster but I love it on him. He is so beautiful but at the same time cute and sexy. He might be a simp but he's my simp. The only thing I want in life is to cuddle and comfort him whenever he's thinking about his sister😢. Even a 3,000 page novel could not describe how much I adore this baguette turtle. He didn't deserve what happened to him. I'm glad that fucking watermelon hair ass bitch Di***lo gets to suffer forever.

Anyway, what's your favorite part?

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people on ao3: heres the nastiest shit youve ever fucking seen. the tags and description are in excruciating and disturbing detail as well,