Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it
“So, uh, Chris, where you in school?”
Ever just sit and stare out a window trying to think of how a shrimp would see you?
nothing is wholeheartedly funnier than hugh laurie and rsl being sooo the other half of the dynamic in reality. hugh laurie is genuinely like “I literally love and am obsessed with house and will love this character to my dying days…I KNOW he is very very flawed I just can’t help it…” while robert sean leonard is like “wilson is THE saddest character in the world. is the show good? no but it’s the best it can be for this genre. it allows me to not work too much….I hate 2 work”
Did I mention Robert Frost was an absolute babe back in the day?
The poet guy
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
For the sake of updating this?? I did. A postage stamp with a peach on it :) Postage stamp because of the postcards, peach for obvious reasons, little 11¢, and then put it on my ribs... Most English major thing I've ever done ngl
And if I get a peach tattoo because Jeans pure happiness at having a peach (and him hiding it for later) brought me to tears, then what??
To love something is to be afraid
The Last of Us (s01e03) // A Little Life (Hanya Yanigahara) // The Hunger Games (dir. Gary Ross) // War of the Foxes (Richard Siken) // Edmund gets Stabbed - Narnia (dir. Andrew Addamson) // Emily Dickinson // Death in the Sickroom (Edvard Munch) // Fleabag (Created by Phoebe Waller Bridge) // SKAM (Created by Julie Andem)
A full time student. Primary bread winner and loser of this family (of one). (She/They)
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