Al's Dad Does The Dad Thing Where Alastor Will Tell Him About Something He Likes And His Dad Will Say

Al's dad does the dad thing where Alastor will tell him about something he likes and his dad will say nothing, do the 'hmmm' sound, and then buy him that thing multiple times for the next several years.

Alastor, the Radio Demon: ...

His Dad: hmmm

*buys a shit ton of radios and radio equipment, a lot of them duplicates of eachother, some of it unusable*

Alastor: I already have this model.

His Dad: So? Keep it 'cause it's gonna be worth a shit ton of money when you hit retirement age!

Alastor: I- I'm over hundred years old already?!

Alastor's Father

WARNING: period-typical racism, WW1, race-based murder

I see a lot of fics where Alastor's dad is a piece of shit and abusive, but I'd love to see one where Al's dad actually loves and cares for his family but was taken from them when Alastor was too young to remember much about him.

Maybe he died as a soldier in WW1 or made it back to the US only to be killed some other way. If he was black, then those odds go way up unfortunately.

We don't know much about Al's parents but if it's still canon that he's creole, then that means at least one of his parents has black ancestry. A lot of the fics I've seen give him a black mom/white dad, but I think it would be interesting if both his parents were mixed too.

Anyway, what I'm getting at is if Al's dad was killed when he was still little, then they wouldn't recognize each other in hell now would they?

Al's dad sure does love his family, but everyone else can fuck off. And ooh boi did he earn his place in hell trying to protect them, not that heaven cared about his motives.

The second he finds out Alastor the Radio Demon is his baby boy? Hell hath no fury like a protective parent. He doesn't give a flying fuck about the atrocities Alastor has caused, that's his baby and no one is going to hurt him while he's not double-dead.

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inspired by me telling my dad I liked Darth Vader and now I have so many vader themed items Just when I think I've finally got it through to him that I have enough vader stuff one more will pop up THAT'S ENOUGH SLICES

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aro-in-danyl
3 years ago

Anyone noticed that when people draw future au art for fandoms they always make the character's hair longer.

irl no one has time for that shit, cut it OFF. Adults even more so, no reason to make gray hairs even more obvious.

WHY would I waste time on styling and taking care of long hair when I could be sleeping???

Anyway, we need more short-haired future au art. 

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fandom discussion future au ain't no one got time for that sleep is for short-haired people been bugging me for years
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aro-in-danyl
8 months ago
A digital sketch for Adventure Time depicting three little blue squares laid out in a row. In these squares are sketchy depiction of objects made to represent characters; in the first square, there is a purple Walkman with headphones lying down beside them mostly out of frame. This represents Betty Grof, who is seen with the same Walkman in Fionna and Cake. The second square shows Hambo, a purple, patchwork bear-like doll with long limbs. This represents Marceline, who was given the toy by Simon/Ice King. The last square shows a purple 00's era phone, with a phone charm in a shape reminiscent of Fionna's white bunny happy. This represents Fionna, who uses this phone throughout Fionna and Cake. Above the squares is written in purple 'who can say if i've been changed for the better but' and inside each of the squares is written in white 'because i knew you' and below the squares is written in purple 'I HAVE BEEN CHANGED FOR GOOD' (lines are from the song 'For Good' from Wicked).
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aro-in-danyl
4 years ago

Vader: *sigh* I miss being a trophy husband

Stormtrooper: What the fuck-

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aro-in-danyl
3 years ago

Voldemort: *showing up to a DE meeting with puncture marks everywhere*

Death Eater: My Lord! You fought with vampires!?

Voldemort: *flashback to that morning when he forgot to put warming charms on his snakes the night before AND locked them out of his bedroom so they all converged upon him in revenge* 

Voldemort: Yes

Parseltongue & Tom Riddle

I really need to see more fics with snakes being assholes and Tom having to suffer because they refuse to leave him alone. 

You can’t tell me on a cold night 20 something snakes wouldn’t stick to Tom like glue. 

Or the cat equivalent of sitting on your face while your asleep and suffocating you with fur. AKA noodle boi accidentally wrapping around his neck too tight. 

And snakes do not know boundaries:

Snake: damn it’s cold 

Tom: *minding his business*  

Snake: ah-ha! *shoots up Tom’s pant leg just a touch too far*

Tom: *shrieks* MOTHERFU-!

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harry potter tom riddle let hp snakes be assholes 2021 Voldemort: you know like a liar Nagini over in the corner doing the don't talk to me I'm angy meme
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aro-in-danyl
2 years ago

I have wondered why no one has written a fanfiction with Tom Riddle having split personality disorder yet ? Just imagine. On one hand, he's just a ordinary boy attempting to live a regular life, while on the other hand, he's Voldemort - a power-hungry sociopath determined to conquer the wizarding world.

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aro-in-danyl
9 months ago

Sinners Become Human | Hazbin Hotel AU

Concept: For one week every month, the sinners of hell take on their human forms and all the good and bad that comes with it.

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Once The Extermination is postponed till further notice, Charlie and Emily work to get sinners interested in redemption.

Unfortunately, they are unsuccessful and they have no idea how to convince sinners to take a chance and better themselves to get into Heaven.

The former humans (Angel, Husk, Alastor, Niffty) at the Hotel attempt to cheer her up by explaining human nature and how Hell and their demonic forms only exacerbate the disconnect from their humanity and make it more difficult to want to do good things.

And that gives her an idea. She can't change Hell itself (yet) when no one will work with her but she CAN bridge the gap...

In place of the Extermination, sinner demons will take on their human forms one week in every month. They will have no access to their powers, deals, or contracts during this duration.

And if you're killed as a human, you can't respawn until the week is over.

Sera and Lucifer are forced to work together once Emily & Charlie enthusiastically propose the idea. And sinners all over Hell wonder what fresh torture this is and if they should consider Heaven just to escape this bullshit.

An exploration of morality, community, perseverance, and what it means to be human. Exploring the concept of dehumanization and how sinners unintentionally view themselves and their fellow demons as less than human because of their demonic forms.

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hazbin hotel hazbin hotel charlie hazbin hotel au hazbin hotel emily sinners turn human au Alastor starts off amused and condescending about this whole thing then he develops feelings and on no its not a joke anymore Charlie did not expect to find humans so weird looking The Cannibals: a buffet for a whole week each month!!! The Overlords are freaking out you bet anyone under contract during that week goes AWOL Val has to actually consider human limits when filming Vox can't hypnotize people so now he has to put in the work I was thinking of Shrek when I wrote this and werewolves and periods this is not-so-subtly an attempt to get more fics of Alastor with a Southern Accent and mixed heritage and a blatant excue to un-twinkify everyone Angels human form is over 6 ft tall and has muscles 💪 he was in the mafia dude also have you seen how many guns he can shoot all at once withoht breaking a sweat? my guy is strong
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aro-in-danyl
1 year ago

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

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aro-in-danyl
1 year ago
Drarry Where Harry Becomes Snape’s Apprentice

Drarry where Harry becomes Snape’s apprentice

⚡️ ao3

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aro-in-danyl
1 year ago

We are trans Alastor truthers in this household

We Are Trans Alastor Truthers In This Household
We Are Trans Alastor Truthers In This Household

I love hitting my faves with the trans beam

We Are Trans Alastor Truthers In This Household
We Are Trans Alastor Truthers In This Household
We Are Trans Alastor Truthers In This Household
We Are Trans Alastor Truthers In This Household
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aro-in-danyl
3 months ago
They’re Brainstorming

They’re brainstorming

Now close the door

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