I Grabbed An Apple From The Fridge And I Was About To Bite Into It

I feel like parents/guardians will just drop the most random lore out of nowhere

I can DM you photos while I’m there if you’d like?

I won’t show mine or my family’s faces but I can show some of the beaches and stuff?

I’m getting on the plane to Hawaii tomorrow :D

Oh! Have fun. :]

Wowzer how do you have that many things on your computer 😭

Currently deleting all the items on my laptop. Now at.. 200,000+... eugh...

What do you even HAVE on there?

Unfortunately 😞

Ew British people

I agree.

Kids in my school literally throttle British kids and force them to say things in their accent 😭

(I go to an Australian public school)

Ew British people

I agree.

Yeah cause my pookie wanted to do it. <3

Only 16 people in my grade got an A in food studies last term 💔 the exam was really difficult though

(Only 145 people were doing food studies last term)

Ah. Were you one of those people doing food studies?

But uh… basically they put their own (sexual?) body fluids into a jar with a photo or something of their beloved

I’m pretty sure that’s what they mean by ‘the jar’

she will be mine soon…

That is a horrifically over-sexualised version of a woman.

Wait what music do you even listen to though? Harry Styles? Lady Gaga? Maybe Mozart or Hozier???

That's a secret.

Yeah I mostly just block people or troll them with my pookie and then block them

Some guy asked me to message him on my main account and I was suspicious cause like I get scammers asking to do commissions and whatnot cause I post art on that account

And he asked me to be his sugar babe???

First of all how did he figure out I was a (biological) woman cause my pronouns are they/them on my bio

And second of all in my bio it says I’m a minor???

Erm yeah needless to say I blocked him

That's really weird, and I'm glad you blocked him. You need to stay safe online. And anywhere, really.

Yeah, accurate enough

hating life so i made light yagami into sopping wet cat