when y'all are singing along with songs do you end up copying the singers accent
My mom told me that when I was a baby I rarely ever smiled and she said that she told the doctor that she wanted to get me tested for autism and the doctor said don't worry he is just mentally developing differently than my siblings and I think about that a lot
Someone told me this looks like it would be one of the fruit in one piece
I always wanted to learn how to dance ever since I was little but when I asked for classes they said no and my dad said dancing is for girls and I just turned 19 and I don't really know how to get started and I don't really have anywhere to go to learn, my family just makes fun of me and puts me down when I try and learn how to dance and I don't have anywhere else to learn
hang in there. here’s some good news.
You find a Cute Dog Collar
Reblog to put it on :3
Oh it's no problem ;3
I'll take care of you since you're struggling after having just moved out, I can be the big babysitter that helps keep you in line ^.^
It's hard stepping out into the world and living on your own, isn't it?
Oh no, it's okay~ Don't you worry~
I'll take over ;3c
I'll show you how fun it is to finally be a true grown up ^.^ *I'll* be the grown up, and you can just do as I say so you can watch and learn~
Nooooo~ It's not taking advantage~
You hired a babysitter, I'm in charge of the dummy :3
I mean you're obviously a dummy, who asks for a babysitter at your age?
Now come over here, I'll show you what "taking advantage of" really feels like~
It really is a shame you can't tell anyone all the disgusting things I do to you because it would only make You look bad~ It'd show everyone how pathetically malleable you are ^.^
How you gave in and obey my every word and I didn't even have to try~ You offered to pay me for this! You came to me and asked for this help!
How embarrassing ^.^ Far too pitiful to admit~
Now. Get on your knees and put that mouth to a much better use than all this talk~ Your babysitter has had a long day and deserves to relax after putting up with such a dummy (=•ω<=)
You can ALWAYS SINK DEEPER. You can always PREJAC FASTER, you can always GOON LONGER, you can always CONSUME MORE. CONSUME, CONSUME, CONSUME. This isn’t a joke, you are actually DAMAGING your brain, and I love you for it. ☺️ - J🌸
Local liar actually loves his tummy being noticed