If There Any Demons In My Area, Take This Chance, Take My Chesticles.

Yeah. apparently, I just needed the Christmas playlist =)

Touching grass isn't enough, i need to kidnap my childhood enemy, torture, humiliate and kill him. With a Christmas playlist playing.

For the Goddess sake is it dificult to find a fic in ao3 that i dont need to be in the fandom to undertand(not so important), be bigger than 3 chapters and dont being fucking 100 chapters? and, if romance, dont having non-consent between the love interest?

você ja olhou para ela, e pensou, pelos deuses, oque eu fiz para merecer sequer a atenção dessa mulher? bom, essa é a minha rotina, todos os dias

I bet that if the fansvwas in charge making, it would be so much better! And it would even be fineshed faster

Sighs. Okay yeah i have thoughts about cgi toothless.

First of all, why does he look so... slimy? He feels too smooth. Like they just stretched some scaly skin over a skeleton and let it walk around. Immediately offputting.

His body language is. Fine? Am i being nitpicky or does it seem just the tiniest bit less expressive? I'm guessing this is either the scene right after hiccup cuts him free, in which case he should be way more intimidating, or the fish-sharing scene, in which case he should feel a little friendlier and more curious around hiccup. It's a quick shot so i won't put a ton of expectations onto it, but i think it's worth noting.

Okay this is a legitimately cool detail though. He has a secondary eyelid!! You can see it slipping away when he opens his eyes. That's a detail exclusive to the books so i like that they included something as small as that.

Sighs again. And this is the shot that prompted me to make this post.

Look at the original, and then look at the cgi version. I could write an essay about how inferior the cgi version is in comparison.

First off, they flattened his face. I swear every iteration of night furies after the first movie has just been compressing their snouts until they're sufficiently 'cute' enough for the audience to forget they're supposed to be sleek and aerodynamic.

Second, his eyes. Absolutely radioactive. I understand using a brighter colour for his eyes, especially in a relatively darker environment to make him stand out and seem more fantastical. But. They're just so bright. It's mildly unsettling how saturated they are compared to everything else.

Third, his eyes. Again.

Toothless is supposed to be terrified but still threatening in this scene, and the original shot conveys that perfectly. If it's a threat, then by all means hiccup should kill it or at least run, but instead he draws a connection between both of them being scared of the other and decides to cut him loose instead. And that's the core of their relationship. Toothless is staring him down with a slitted pupil that could just as easily be interpreted as "fuck around and find out" but hiccup just acknowledges that there's a frightened, injured animal in front of him that needs help, and he helps.

Is any of that conveyed in the cgi version? No!! It's trying so hard to be cute that it's gone full circle back to just being scary. The wide-eyed stare, the dilated pupil, he's basically just saying "🥺🥺 uwu pwease i'm so cute and innocent don't kill me aha 👉👈". Which is a lot less of a compelling reason for hiccup to free him!! Plus the fact that toothless turns up to look at him instead of lying and accepting his fate like in the original, which only makes it seem even more like he's trying to show off how apparently adorable he is.

Idk. Just the difference between the in-your-face sanitised cuteness of "teehe you wouldn't kill little old me would you? 🥺" and the expert subtlety of his "please don't hurt me" of the original doesn't give me high hopes for a toothless that stays true to his character from the first movie. Even from something as small as this. He's gonna get woobified. I can feel it.

Just finished "Epic: the musical", oh my god, oh my god, this changed my brain chemestry, im not joking

Adivinha quem faltou a aula pq acordou 20 min atrasado e chorou

and he would have a patetic owner who cant order him to stop eating

what if there was a comic staring an orange fat cat that loves lasagnas? that would be funny I guess

The day people undertand trully what is furries is the day society will transcend

Falei sem pensar na aula e agora preciso fazer uma esteira funcional para uma maquete de artes. O dia de entrega é daqui UMA SEMANA!!

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil