"Is That A Banana In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Excited To See Me?"

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?"

Janice, I bought a fucking banana and sat down. There is banana juice in my pockets Janice. I went to get my morning coffee and read somewhere that a banana was supposed to help with something. But I don't usually get a banana and I sat down to do my work. It exploded in my pants Janice. I need to go home Janice there is a dead banana in my pants. I'm not excited for anything, there's a fucking banana exploded in my pants Janice.

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asklepius2

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Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/

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asklepius2

3 years ago

so weird how in english some words are really just used in expressions and not otherwise… like has anyone said “havoc” when not using it in the phrase “wreaking havoc”? same goes for “wreaking” actually…

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asklepius2

4 years ago

You wanna know why I didn't do your stupid thing? Your expectations are too high.

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