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okay so I decided I may be using tumblr more frequently now because a) I know no one irl who I follow or know on this app and it feels like a safe haven for me to speak (insta and tiktok gives off puts too much of the "social" in social media) and b) to finally slowly get back into old fandoms cuz I've slowly been regaining new & old interests after a hiatus of 2 years of doubting my existence lol

Anyways, my account my rules so whatever shitposts or updates abt myself will really only been seen by me, myself and I and no one else cuz not many ppl know me here (or even will see the stuff I post [if I were to keep my word])

Grey: [holding a wig head]

Gauche: You killed someone?!

Grey: WHAT?!

Gauche: I knew you get embarrassed when someone look at you, but I didn’t think you’d take it this far. I mean, I don’t blame you. Who among us hasn’t considered murder as a form of settling a dispute. I mean, I certainly have.

Gauche, rolling up his sleeves: Where’s the body. I’ll help you get rid of it.

Grey: 

Grey: OHMYGOD GAUCHE THIS IS JUST A WIG HEAD.

So real I had the BEST movie ever experience with A Minecraft Movie

minecraft movie notes

everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)

there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown

there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.

jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent

a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.

endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you

jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)

there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)

"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.

a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.

jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored

in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married

i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time

reblogging this post cuz i tend to like tons of posts and forgot to read some of my favourite ones :")

English Translation of Novel 2: Chapter 2 – At the Center of the Golds

Here’s another translation from the second novel, the Order of Knights Book. This one features the Experience Enrollment where Asta joins the Golden Dawn for the day, so there’s a lot of Asta, Klaus, and Mimosa in this chapter! This takes place the day before the Black Bulls leave for the beach town of Raque in order to go to the Seabed Temple.  

— At the Center of the Golds: Part 1 —

Within the Order of the Magic Knights, an army of mages under the direct supervision of the Wizard King, there is one squad known as the Golden Dawn. In the rivalry between Magic Knight squads, the Golden Dawn consistently shows the highest achievements. Thus, they are known by all to be the most powerful squad. Its members, of course, consist only of the most elite nobles and royals. Indeed, with half-baked magic power, one could not hope to be selected into this gathering of the chosen elite.

“Ice Creation Magic: Folding Fan of Thin Ice”

“If you’re going to do that, then…… Flame Magic: Footprints of Vaget!!”

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Luck: Four-eyes, my old friend!

Klaus: The last time we met you tried to kill me three times in one day.

Luck: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Yami, setting down a card: Ace of spades!

Jack, taking out an UNO card: Plus four!

Rill, pulling out a Pokemon card: Pikachu, I choose you!

Fuegoleon: ... What are you playing?

‪VERY STOKED about this cover of lwymmd on Killing Eve by Jack leopards & the dolphin club!!‬

#shook #time to add them all my watch list #so many stuff to watch wow I will never be bored

LESS movies about the lgbtq experience MORE movies about people who just happen to be lgbtq. is it really that hard to understand

What the heck is wrong with tumblr swifties???? Like why would u unstan taylor cz of politics or because she's "quiet" about BLM?? Did u start to stan her because of her political views?? Probably not.

YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT TAYLOR IS DOING PERSONALLY AT HOME WITHOUT TELLING EVERYBODY. MAYBE SHE NEEDS TIME TO THINK ABOUT ALL TH CHAOS AND ITS NOT LIKE SHE DID "NOTHING". Those swipe up links were very useful!! And just cz she said in Miss Americana that she wants to talk about politics DOES NOT mean that she will speak up on EVERY SINGLE POLITICAL MATTER!!!! She wanted to say that she should be able to express her views about politics without people being like "wHy iS sHe tAlkInG aBouT pOliTicS?!"

STOP ATTACKING HER FOR EVERYTHING!