Wugh

National Treasure is Alfred’s favorite comedy movie. No, no one is ever gonna get him to call it anything other than a comedy

"We're together in every universe" this "we'll always find eachother" that. What about this is the only universe that we're together in. What about there is no other way this could have worked. What about this is the only place that we have found each other. And goddamn it if we aren't going to make the most of it.

OTW TO THE BOSS

getting tired of this pfp

I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"

Midwest Gothic Guilt Trip Simulator ???

he's so that one fucker from chess coded

mywife...... happy fourth of july :3

medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.

me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you

peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali