I Was At Dinner And Decided To Share With The Family How I Was Watching Labyrinth And My Aunt Says

"You could just use ai" yeah well I could also just kill you.

The beginning:

vs:

The end (this is my 9 time recreating this painting)

i need help...

I have no idea who I kin in the marauders era.

Like I have bits of EVERYONE so sometimes I'm like "omg, everything I do is so regulus core, and I'm even a younger sibling! He MUST be who I kin"

But then the next hour I'm like "oh dear I relate to James SO hard. Like he IS me."

Then the next hour I'm thinking about how I am very similar to Remus and Sirius.

Then I'm thinking about all the other people I relate to a LITTLE to closely. I am unwell

And I have done a marauders test. I took it three times and I got Remus twice and Sirius once. I'm so confused.

SPOILERS for the winter soldier

OMG NICK DIES?!??! HUH!?

Update. It's been an hour and turns out he is not dead. Yippie

This is how that scene went right?

I'm watching Labyrinth because I'm a big David Bowie fan and it's at the point where the goblin king comes into Sarah's room after she wished for her baby brother to go away and the king is saying "I brought you a gift" and I'm like...wait, I know what he's going to say "a crystal, nothing more nothing less"

my reaction was this

"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. "

I thought I should share this.

The reason I could never be spider man is because I am very respected in the spider club.

They would never bite me

im watching all of the MCU movies because I really like spider man and that led me to watch civil war and then I was super confused because I knew nothing about the MCU universe. I also really like bucky Barnes so I can't wait to see more of that. But this was what it was like watching civil war

Someone hints that bucky is really old: me

"wait. How old is he?!"

My mom:

"around 70, he is a super human"

Me:

"ah, got it."

Bucky talks about a girl and Steve hints that he is also old

Me:

"is he also really old?!"

My mom:

"yes, he is also a super human."

Me:

"ahhh, ok. I don't know much about marvel, I really only know about spider man and tony stark."

Video of bucky killing someone and stark getting mad and trying to kill bucky

Me:

"did his parents die?"

My mom:

"yes, they died in that car crash."

Me:

"turns out I know nothing about the mcu..."

Stealing my mom's old phone so I can read on AO3 and go on Tumblr because she took my phone

i am very new to Tumblr

"canon compliant—"

no, thankYEW.